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Geralt: I sleep like sh*t too.

Ciri: You don't sleep at all.

Geralt: Makes for fewer nightmares. Except for the one about the rock troll. Overly friendly. Tough image to shake.

Geralt: You trusted destiny rather than trying to find me yourself.

Visenna: Don't ask any more questions.

Geralt: Why?

Visenna: The answers will only hurt us both. It's time to move on, Geralt. It's time for you to find what you let go of. Find her. I was just a dream.

Little Geralt: Someday I'll make you a necklace of dragon teeth. The prettiest necklace ever.

Visenna: No. We must live and let live.

Little Geralt: What's that mean?

Visenna: It's our code. We have to cling to something. If we don't, the world descends into chaos.

Yennefer: You have a Child Surprise? Isn't that rich? You lecture me on made-up cures for having a child, meanwhile you cheat with destiny to steal one.

Geralt: Every time I'm near you, I say more in five minutes than I've said in weeks. And I always regret it.

Chireadan: You have to go in there, don't you? I recognize the look. I know how you feel.

Geralt: You're making me uncomfortable.

Jaskier: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Do not tell me that this is finally the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself? Leave the very sexy but insane witch to her inevitable demise!

Geralt: She saved your life, Jaskier. I can't let her die.

Man: Whoa! A fee for entrance.

Geralt: A fee to see the mayor? This is urgent.

Man: I don't make the rules, but money opens all doors.

(Geralt takes out a coin pouch and knocks out the man with it)

Geralt: Hm. So it does.

Geralt (to Calanthe): Destiny... helps people believe there's an order to this horsesh*t. There isn't. But a promise made must be honored. As true for a commoner... as it is for a queen.

Geralt: I'm not killing anyone. Not over the petty squabbles of men.

Jaskier: Yes, yes, yes. You never get involved. Except you actually do, all of the time.

Geralt: How many of these lords want to kill you?

Jaskier: Hard to say. One stops keeping count after a while. Wives, concubines, mothers sometimes.

Jaskier: Now, now, stop your boorish grunts of protest. It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world. How hard could it be?

Geralt: I'm not your friend.

Jaskier: Oh. Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom? Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. That's what I thought.

Jaskier: I've made you famous, Witcher. By rights, I should be claiming ten percent of all your coin, but instead, what I'm asking for is a teeny, teeny-weeny little favor.

Geralt: F*ck off, bard.

Jaskier: For one measly night of service, you will gain a cornucopia of earthly delights. The greatest masters of the culinary arts crafting morsels worthy of the gods. Maidens that would make the sun itself blush with a single comely smile. (Geralt walks off) And rivers of the sweetest of drinks from the rarest of... F*ck! (runs after him) Food, women and wine, Geralt!

Townsman: And it... swallowed... that witcher... whole!

Jaskier (taking notes): Oh, this is brilliant! Oh, sorry. It's just Geralt's usually so stingy with the details. Uh... and then what happened?

Townsman: He died.

Jaskier: Eh... He's fine.

Townsman: Look, I was there. I saw it with my own...

(Geralt enters)

Jaskier: See? (laughs)

Townsman: Oh... What's that stench?

Geralt: Selkiemore guts. Had to get it from the inside.

Triss: So that's all life is to you? Monsters and money?

Geralt: It's all it needs to be.

Triss: You say this is all life is to you, but there is a vortex of fate around all of us, Geralt, growing with each and every one of our choices... drawing our destinies in closer. I feel something out there waits for you. Something more.