Crowley Quotes

Crowley: Just for once I wish you trolls would bring me some good news. ‘Sire, Missouri has boils.’ Something cheerful.

Crowley (about Rowena): She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you the time she almost traded me for three pigs? Three! I was an attractive child. I could juggle. I was worth five pigs at least.

Crowley (to an angel): Why can’t you people just sit on clouds and play harps like you’re supposed to?

Crowley (to Dean): Who do you think you’re talking to here? Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal willy? Of course I lied!

Crowley (to Sam about Dean): He’s my best friend, my partner in crime. They’ll write songs about us, graphic novels: The Misadventures of Crowley and Squirrel. Dean Winchester completes me. And that’s what makes you lose your chickens.

Crowley (to Sam about Dean): You don’t care that he’s a demon. Heck, you’ve been a demon. We’ve all been demons.