Chloe Decker Quotes

Chloe Decker: This cannot be true. Can it? I mean... if you knew this, why wouldn't you say something? I mean, I almost married him. I mean, I almost married him.

Lucifer Morningstar: I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen.

Chloe Decker: No, you said he's immortal, and that is something completely different.

Lucifer Morningstar: Is it? If I'd told you he was The Sinnerman as well, would you have believed me?

Chloe Decker: I don't know, maybe! Maybe, because that's something that actually exists, and not some metaphor that you've made up.

Lucifer Morningstar: I haven't made up anything, Detective, I always tell you the truth, no matter what.

Chloe Decker: You got me a car?

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm-hmm.

Chloe Decker: Wait, do you think this is some sort of competition?

Lucifer Morningstar: Of course. If it isn't painfully obvious, anything Pierce can do, I can do better.

Chloe Decker: It's not about stuff, Lucifer. Thanks anyhow.

Chloe Decker: You must have been upset that Maze caught you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm. Perhaps you hated her. Hated her enough to frame her.

Suspect: No. Maze is all right. After she got me, she bought me a beer.

Second suspect: She taught me how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush. And you better believe it came in handy.

Third suspect: The nice thing about Maze... she doesn't judge. She's a nice lady.

Chloe Decker: Lieutenant, we need you on this case.

Lucifer Morningstar: And I normally love threesomes.

Chloe Decker: What were you thinking, tackling somebody with a knife?

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not me I was worried about, Detective.