Chloe Decker Quotes

Chloe Decker: Okay, the only reason I'm agreeing to this is hiding Axara at your penthouse is an unpredictable choice. But, listen, if there's even the slightest hint that she is unsafe, your duties are revoked.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right.

Chloe Decker: What?

Lucifer Morningstar: Just, you said "duties."

Chloe Decker: I know what you're doing. Our bomb scare made you realize just how dangerous this job is. And that you and I could lose each other. At any time. So you're focusing on other people, you're keeping your distance as a way of protecting yourself. And you know what, Lucifer? That's cool. If you need to "reverse-Oprah" me just to feel less afraid, then by all means, knock yourself out.

Lucifer Morningstar: What? I am not afraid. Just realized I've been a tad myopic lately. Why not spread the love?

Chloe Decker: Hmm.

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, everyone deserves a little Lucifer.

Chloe Decker: How generous of you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thank you very much.

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm sure if any other cop had been working this case, he would have ended up in prison or worse. So, well done, Detective.

Chloe Decker: Oh, my God. Did the world just turn upside down? Did you just admit to being wrong?

Chloe Decker: I'm finally accepting you for what you really are, which is an egomaniacal narcissist! But... the only thing I can do... is control how I respond.

Lucifer Morningstar: By helping me?

Chloe Decker: By working without you today. Time to go home and be with the person you love most. Yourself.

Lucifer Morningstar: You think I care what Pierce thinks?

Chloe Decker: No. I don't think you care what anyone thinks.

Lucifer Morningstar: That's not true. I told you, I did this for us.

Chloe Decker: For us? For the team? I had your back on this, Lucifer, and, for whatever reason, you still felt the need to go behind mine.

Lucifer Morningstar: Whatever he says to you, just laugh.

Guy: Hey there. What's your name?

Chloe Decker: (Laughs crazily) Lucinda.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, no... Not like a demented witch on crack. A deep, sultry laugh.

Lucifer Morningstar: Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? You be a randy single man, I'll be... I'll be the new you. (pretends to push his hair from his face)

Chloe Decker: Okay, I've never once done that.

Lucifer Morningstar: My point exactly. Meet Lucinda. Come on.

Chloe Decker: That was Trixie's school calling. Apparently, she's been using some very creative language today.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Do tell.

Chloe Decker: Well, she called her math homework a "cluster duck" and her teacher a "mother flunker."

Lucifer Morningstar: Did she not call anyone a "sock sucker"? What? It's just someone who sucks socks.

Chloe Decker: I can't believe you're teaching my daughter loophole swear words.

Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of her, I might add.

Lucifer Morningstar: Where have you tracked Maze tracking her bounty to now?

Chloe Decker: Yeah, okay. A taxi theft in Vancouver. A brawl with a curling team in Montreal. Oh, and the, uh, "bear attack" that happened in Prince Edward Island I think was her, too.

Lucifer Morningstar: Sounds like she's having a splendid time. I'm glad I suggested it.

Chloe Decker: So you're the reason Canada's in danger?