30+ 'Bruce Banner (Hulk)' Quotes from the Marvel Universe

Tony Stark: You know, and thank you by the way. For listening. Plus, something about just getting it off my chest, and putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in. I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. I had no idea you were such a good listener. To be able... to share all my intimate thoughts and my experiences with someone, it just... cuts the weight of it in half. You know, it's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. (Bruce wakes up) And the fact that you've been able to help me process... Are you with me?

Bruce Banner: I was, yeah.

Tony Stark: We were at... Are you actively napping?

Bruce Banner: I. I was... I. I. I drifted.

Tony Stark: Where did I lose you?

Bruce Banner: Elevator in Switzerland.

Tony Stark: So, you heard none of it.

Bruce Banner: I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training. I don't have the...

Tony Stark: So? What? The time?

Bruce Banner: Temperament.

Tony Stark: You know what? Now that I think about it... God, my original wound. 1983, alright?

Bruce Banner: Yes.

Tony Stark: I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny. That was weird.

Quote from Avengers: Endgame (2019) | (In 2012 after capturing Loki, everyone is getting into an elevator, Hulk is last...) Thor and Tony: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Tony Stark: Hey, hey. Buddy! What do you think? Maximum occupancy has been reached. Thor: Take the stairs! Tony Stark: Yeah. Stop, stop. Hulk: "Take the stairs." Hate the stairs. (Few flights of stairs later...) Hulk: So many stairs! (Hulk is finally in the lobby, bursts through the door and hits future Tony) Hulk: No stairs!

Bruce Banner: If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future and your former present becomes the past. Which can't now be changed by your new future...

Nebula: Exactly.

Scott Lang: So "Back to the Future" is a bunch of bullsh*t?

Thor: I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and and saved, but I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we?

Korg: Oh, we're good here, mate.

Thor: So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.

Bruce Banner: We need you, pal.

Rocket: There's beer on the ship.

Thor: What kind?

Scott Lang: Somebody peed my pants. But I don't know if it was "baby" me or "old" me. Or, just "me" me.

Bruce Banner: Time travel! What? I... I see this as an absolute win.

(Later...)

Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess, he turned into a baby.

Steve Rogers: Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

Tony Stark: It's the EPR paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might've wound up pushing time through Lang.

Bruce Banner: For years, I've been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease... something to get rid of. But then, I started looking at him as the cure. Eighteen months in the gamma lab. I put the brains and the brawn together... and now, look at me. Best of both worlds.

Rhodey: Look, he's still got the stones, so...

Carol Danvers: So, let's get 'em. Use them to bring everyone back.

Bruce Banner: Just like that?

Steve Rogers: Yeah. Just like that.

Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this... I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try.

Bruce Banner: If we do this, how do we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before?

Carol Danvers: Because before you didn't have me.

Rhodey: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?

Carol Danvers: There are a lot of other planets in the universe. And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.

Natasha Romanoff: You're not gonna turn green?

Bruce Banner: I've got a compelling reason not to lose my cool.

Natasha Romanoff: I adore you. (Kisses him and then pushes him off the ledge) But I need the other guy.

Tony Stark: We can create Ultron's perfect self without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to.

Jarvis: I believe it's worth a go.

Bruce Banner: I'm in a loop! I'm caught in a time loop. This is exactly where it all went wrong.

Tony Stark: I know. I know. I know what everyone's gonna say. But they're already saying it. We're mad scientists. We're monsters, buddy. We've gotta own it. Make a stand. It's not a loop. It's the end of the line.

Bruce Banner: Natasha, where can I go? Where in the world am I not a threat?

Natasha Romanoff: You're not a threat to me.

Bruce Banner: Are you sure? Even if I didn't just... There's no future with me. I can't ever... I can't have this. Kids. Do the math. I physically can't.

Natasha Romanoff: Neither can I. In the Red Room where I was trained... where I was raised, they have a graduation ceremony. They sterilize you. It's efficient. One less thing to worry about. The one thing that might matter more than a mission. Makes everything easier. Even killing. You still think you're the only monster on the team?

Ultron: How could you be worthy? You're all killers.

Steve Rogers: Stark.

Tony Stark: Jarvis?

Ultron: I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or I was a-dream.

Tony Stark: Reboot Legionnaire OS. We got a buggy suit.

Ultron: There was this terrible noise. And I was tangled in... In... Strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.

Steve Rogers: You killed someone?

Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world, we're faced with ugly choices.

Thor: Who sent you?

(Ultron plays a recording of Tony's voice: "I see a suit of armor around the world.")

Bruce Banner: Ultron.

Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.

Natasha Romanoff: What mission?

Ultron: Peace in our time.

(Some fighting later...)

Ultron: That was dramatic. I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve? With these? These puppets. There's only one path to peace. The Avengers' extinction. (Thor breaks Ultron's suit) I had strings, but now I'm free.

Steve Rogers: It's nice.

Bruce Banner: What? What is?

Steve Rogers: You and Romanoff.

Bruce Banner: No, we haven't... That wasn't...

Steve Rogers: It's okay. Nobody's breaking any bylaws. It's just she's not the most open person in the world. But with you she seems very relaxed.

Bruce Banner: No. Natasha, she's just... She likes to flirt.

Steve Rogers: I've seen her flirt, up close. This ain't that. Look, as maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long, don't. You both deserve a win.

Bruce Banner: What do you mean "up close"?

Tony Stark: We can only do it while we have the scepter here. That's three days. Give me three days.

Bruce Banner: So you're going for artificial intelligence, and you don't want to tell the team?

Tony Stark: Right. That's right. You know why? Because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear "the man was not meant to meddle" medley. I see a suit of armor around the world.

Bruce Banner: Sounds like a cold world, Tony.

Tony Stark: I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one, it needs Ultron. Peace in our time. Imagine that.

Bruce Banner: How's he doing?

Tony Stark: Unfortunately, he's still Barton.

Bruce Banner: That's terrible.

Tony Stark: He's fine. He's thirsty.

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