Bruce Banner (Hulk) Quotes

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Tony Stark: Tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you. (a giant Chitauri is following him)

Natasha Romanoff: I don't see how that's a party.

Steve Rogers: Dr Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.

Guard: Are you an alien?

Bruce Banner: What?

Guard: From outer space, an alien.

Bruce Banner: No.

Guard: Well, then, son, you've got a condition.

Nick Fury: Agent Romanoff, would you escort Dr Banner back to his...

Bruce Banner: Where? You rented my room.

Nick Fury: The cell was just in case...

Bruce Banner: In case you needed to kill me. But you can't. I know, I tried. I got low. I didn't see an end. So, I put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out. So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk.

Bruce Banner: I'd like to know why S.H.I.E.L.D. is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.

Nick Fury: Because of him.

Thor: Me?

Nick Fury: Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that levelled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned.

Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.

Nick Fury: But you're not the only people out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world's filling up with people who can't be matched, that can't be controlled.

Steve Rogers: Like you controlled the Cube?

Thor: Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it, and his allies. It is a signal to all the realms that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.

Bruce Banner: "A warm light for all mankind." Loki's jab at Fury about the Cube.

Steve Rogers: I heard it.

Bruce Banner: I think that was meant for you. (for Tony) Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower, it was still all over the news.

Steve Rogers: The Stark Tower? That big, ugly... (Tony gives him a look) building in New York?

Steve Rogers: Is this a submarine?

Bruce Banner: Really? They want me in a submerged, pressurised, metal container? (walks to the side of the deck) No, no, this is much worse.

Natasha Romanoff: You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress you picked a hell of a place to settle.

Bruce Banner: Avoiding stress isn't the secret.

Natasha Romanoff: Then what is it? Yoga?

Tony Stark: Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline.

Bruce Banner: What? Tony, you lost another superbot?

Bruce Banner: I don't know how to fly one of these.

Thor: You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs.

Bruce Banner: None of them are for flying alien spaceships!

Thor: You and I had a fight recently.

Bruce Banner: Did I win?

Thor: No, I won. Easily.

Bruce Banner: Doesn't sound right.

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