Garth Fitzgerald: Being the hero sucks. I mean, sure, you'll probably win eventually, but until you do, your life blows. Your parents get gunned down in an alleyway. Your home planet gets blown up. You, uh, interview this good-looking rich guy, and it doesn't go well, so he shows up at the hardware store where you work, and, man, it starts to get, you know...
Bess Fitzgerald: It's from, uh... We love "Fifty Shades."
Garth Fitzgerald: Yeah, we do.
Sam Winchester: Who's the hero in that?