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Dean Winchester: Son of a b*tch! Every time! Every time we get close, it always falls apart. Every freakin' time.

Sam Winchester: Welcome to the team.

Gabriel: Uh...yeah. Not so much. I mean, thank you for the rescue and for the redemption arc. But, uh, I'm not really a team guy, so...I'm gonna bounce, okay? Um, but, you know, it's been, um... What's the opposite of fun? That.

Sam Winchester: No, Gabriel, don't... you... you can't just walk away. If Michael comes here, he will end this world.

Gabriel: And the last time the world was ending, I put my money on you. I think you can pull it off again.

Castiel: No. You cannot turn your back on your father's creation.

Gabriel: Castiel... my father turned his back on his creation. Guess it just runs in the family.

Anael: So humans don't like you. Oh, wow. I'm sorry. Instead of bellyaching about it, why don't you make Heaven right? Make good on your promises. Make angels. Give the existing ones their wings back.

Lucifer: Yeah, I-I can't really do that.

Anael: What?

Lucifer: I lied, so, uh, just keep that to yourself, though, okay?

Anael: So you know... It's not the humans. It's not the angels. It's not your father's propaganda that's killing you. It's your complete failure. You say you want to find your son, but you don't. Not really. So you sit there because you're afraid. You're afraid of him, afraid of looking into in his eyes and seeing nothing but contempt. You can't replace your father. You can't create anything. You have nothing. You might as well go back to the Cage. (Lucifer chokes her and almost kills her) And now you don't have me.

Sam Winchester: Gabriel, you have to dig yourself out of this hole. Look, I know you think it's safer inside. No more torture. No more pain. No more expectations. I've been there. You were nothing like your family. You sure as hell weren't like your dad. Me either. And just like you, I got out. Or I-I thought I got out. But then... then my family needed me. And this is my life. No matter how many times I tried to fight it, this is what I was put here to do. This is where I make the world a better place. And sure, yeah, hookers in Monte Carlo sounds great, but your family needs you. Jack, your nephew, needs you. The world needs you. We need you. Gabriel, I need you. So, please, help us.

Gabriel: P*rn stars. They were p*rn stars, Sam.

Young Priest: Who are you?

Lucifer: I'm Lucifer.

Father Davis: No.

Lucifer: Yeah. (winks)

Young Priest: Lucifer is the beast! The scourge of mankind!

Lucifer: Whoa. Ho. Ouch. Yeah, gotta hand it to the old man. Perfect marketing. Okay, little known factoid... Pop made me into the fall guy. He made me into the all-purpose villain. It's sort of worked out okay because I'm... sort of running Heaven right now.

Lucifer: Ready or not, world, New God is open for bidness. All right, children... I shall hear your prayers. (Dear God... God, if you're listening... Please, God...) Unbelievable. Losers. Whining. I can't believe Pop put up with it as long as he did.

Castiel (reading Gabriel's story): Per usual, my brother had double my brawn and half my brains. He assumed the counterfeit me was what vanished that night, and he thought that he'd stabbed the real thing. The truth is, the thing Luci skewered was a fake. There are plenty of fakes to go around. Everyone believed Gabriel was gone. And suddenly, I was free. No obligation to God or Heaven, or mankind. And so I did what anyone would do. I moved to Monte Carlo and shacked up with p*rn stars.

Sam Winchester: What's the catch? What do you want?

Arthur Ketch: Protection. From Asmodeus.

Dean Winchester: The one you're working for?

Arthur Ketch: Was working for. When he finds out that I stole his prize milk cow, well, I imagine that he'll hunt me to the ends of the Earth. So... this is the only safe place I know.

Sam Winchester: What? Do you think you're just gonna move in?

Arthur Ketch: Dibs on the top bunk?

Sandy: I like you, Dean. You're strong. And I enjoy looking at your face.

Dean Winchester: Whew. You're making me blush.

Sandy: That's why I'm going to allow you to be Glythur's host.

Dean Winchester: Sorry, what? The host?

Arthur Ketch: At least I still have a soul.

Asmodeus: What you think that buys you, huh? Souls are messy, all conflict and confusion.

Arthur Ketch: Well, I know who I am.

Waitress: Lobster roll, no bun, and kale salad for you, String Bean.

Dean Winchester: Kale's a garnish.

Sam Winchester: It's healthy. I'm watching my cholesterol, like you should be.

Dean Winchester: Yeah, I'm watching my cholesterol. Watching it go up.

Sandy: How am I still alive?

Sam Winchester: Um... we don't really know yet.

Sandy: And...and how are you so calm about the fact that... I'm still alive?

Dean Winchester: This kind of weird. It's sort of our thing.

Waitress: Anything to drink?

Sam Winchester: Uh, water will be great.

Waitress: Oh, that's exciting. It comes with a lemon. You sure you can handle that?

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