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Dean Winchester: Hey, you remember... remember when you asked if we could stop it? All the evil in the world?

Sam Winchester: Yeah.

Dean Winchester: If we could... really change things? Well, maybe with Jack, we can.

Sam Winchester: Maybe you're right. But then what will we do?

Dean Winchester: Mm. Yeah. This. (holds up a beer) A whole lot of this. But on a beach somewhere, you know? Can you imagine? You, me, Cas, toes in the sand, couple of them little umbrella drinks. Matching Hawaiian shirts, obviously. Some hula girls.

Sam Winchester: You talking about retiring? You?

Dean Winchester: If I knew the world was safe? Hell, yeah. And you know why? 'Cause we freaking earned it, man.

Sam Winchester: I'll drink to that.

Dean Winchester: Yeah. Hell, yeah.

Sam Winchester: How many are inside?

Castiel: I can hear three. Wait, maybe... maybe four. They're talking about whether Kylie Jenner would make a good mother. The consensus is no.

Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, that's why I'm a Khloé man. All right, we're talking werewolves, which means...

Jack: Silver bullets.

Sam Winchester: The ice caps are melting. People marching. A little bit of, uh, craziness in the movie world. Businessman billionaire mogul turned President, embroiled in yet another controversy. And that... is pretty much the world... uh, our world... right now.

Bobby Singer: Let me get this right... the ice caps are melting, a movie where a girl goes all the way with a fish... wins Best Picture, and that damn fool idjit from “The Apprentice”, is President.

Sam Winchester: Yeah.

Bobby Singer: And you call where we come from “Apocalypse World”.

Sam Winchester: Good point.

Lucifer: I saw how they do the spell. I know what it takes. It's some blood, some fruit, a glow-y rock, and then... Bam. We step through, both of us.

Michael: And then?

Lucifer: And then I get my son, and you get...

Michael: Everything else. Are we agreed?

Na*zi!Castiel: You align yourself with the h-humans.

Castiel: I vastly prefer them to angels.

Na*zi!Castiel: Don't think that you are better than me. Well, we are the same.

Castiel: Yes. We are.

(Cas kills his Apocalypse version)

Arthur Ketch (to Dean): Well, hello. You actually saving me? It's about bloody time.

Gabriel: Lucifer, do you really see a version here where he sticks by you?

Lucifer: I think the kid is pretty blown away by the old man, so... Yeah. I do.

Gabriel: He's a kid. He likes shiny objects and magic tricks. But he's not like you. I can see it in his eyes. His mother's bloodline, the Winchesters' influence...

Lucifer: I can be an influence.

Gabriel: Ugh. He's not gonna want that. He'll see who... what you are.

Lucifer: I've changed.

Gabriel: Dude, it's me. I've known you since the stars were made. You can't change. You're incapable of empathy or love. You live to be worshipped or feared. Or both.

Lucifer: Okay. I-I see that you've -- you've drunk the Kool-Aid. Fine.

Gabriel: Oh, is this the part where you tell me that, uh, Dad made up all those so-called lies about you? Got it.

Lucifer: Yeah! Yeah, Pop locked me up, okay?

Gabriel: Don't you get it? Humans were innocent and beautiful. But you... you couldn't stand that the old man loved them more than he loved you. So you tempted them and you corrupted them just to prove how flawed they were.

Lucifer: You better be careful, man.

Gabriel: Dad saw that your evil was like the first few cells of cancer... that it would spread like the disease unless he cut it out. That is why he locked you up, to stop the cancer. But it was too late then. And guess what? It's too late for you now.

Lucifer (to Mary): Hey, mama. Miss me? (Mary punches him) Uhh! That's a yes?

Rowena: Fine. This isn't how you wanted things to work out, but yes, Rowena, thanks to you, Sam and Dean'll be trapped in some sort of nightmare universe with the Devil himself. And you're the only person who might be able to devise a way to keep the door back home open for them. But... Sorry, boys. Au revoir, bon voyage, not my problem. (She starts to leave but stops) Bollocks! Bums bollocks.

(Lucifer wakes up at the bunker)

Lucifer: Oh, hey, Sam. Oh, look at this. All the people I love to torture in the same room. What's the occasion, guys?

Gabriel: Hey, brother.

Lucifer: Aah! I killed you.

Gabriel: Surprise.

Lucifer: Ugh!

(Lucifer runs off the backdoor and appears back at the entrance)

Gabriel: Welcome back.

Lucifer: Whoa. Okay. What in the hell did you put in that drink, man?

Rowena: White sage, a little burdock, a pinch of salt. Very simple ingredients for a very potent spell.

Lucifer (laughing hysterically): I... I killed you, too.

Rowena: Quite a tidy, wee tush he's got going on there. Sort of...cute. Mm.

Gabriel: Oh, she's so... so tiny, so angry. That milky white skin, dancer's body. God, I bet she's flexib...

Rowena: So...we've a little time. How would you like to fill it?

Gabriel: To fill what?

Rowena: I know a thing or two about wounded masculine pride.

Gabriel: Think they'll be much longer?

Rowena: The Three Amigos? With their bro hugs, pep talks, and melodrama? Count on it.

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