Star Wars: Skeleton Crew Quotes

Jod Na Nawood (to Wim): When I was your age, all I cared about was not starving. I was living in a hole in the ground, and a Jedi found me. She may have been desperate, and ragged like me, but she told me I had potential, and that was… Well, she only taught me a little before they hunted her down. And they made me watch whilst they killed her. That’s the galaxy. It’s dark, with a few pinpricks of light. And for those… I’ll kill who I need to kill.

Fern’s mother: Emissary, how can we thank you?

Jod Na Nawood: Reuniting families is all part of what I do. Jod Na Nawood, at your service.

Jod Na Nawood: You’re all weak. Weak, sheltered, spoiled children. I have got a terrible headache and zero patience left, so be quiet and let me think.

KB: The Barrier is jamming the…

Jod Na Nawood: Yeah, I know!

Neel: It’s, it’s on autopilot…

Jod Na Nawood: Shut… up! Your incessant, unending jabber, jabber, jabber… Honestly, it is unbearable!

Wim: Leave him alone!

Jod Na Nawood: All of you. Not just him, all of you. (points at Wim) You’re the worst one. Poor boy.

(Jod and children are listening to the message from their parents…)

Wim’s father: (…) Be careful. The Barrier can be very dangerous. And don’t tell anyone else where you’re from.

Jod Na Nawood: Oops.

Brutus: Treasure or no, I’m gonna kill you first chance I get.

Jod Na Nawood: I wouldn’t do that. The crew loves me.

Brutus: The crew loves plunder.

Jod Na Nawood: Nah, the crew loves me.