Wednesday Addams: You’ve seen one before? (asking about a Hyde monster)Uncle Fester: Oh yeah. In ’83, during my vacay at the Zurich Institute for the Criminally Insane. Where I got my first lobotomy. But you know lobotomies. They’re like tattoos. Can’t just get one. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wednesday Addams: All right, you go left, I go right.Enid Sinclair: You seriously want to split up? In here? That is literally how every best friend dies in a horror movie. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Enid Sinclair: Who doesn’t have a spooky built-in altar in their family library?Wednesday Addams: Ours is in the living room. More seating for year-long Dia de los Muertos. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Marilyn Thornhill: I think we’re a lot alike.Wednesday Addams: We aren’t. I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wednesday Addams: “No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.” Mary Shelley wrote that line to describe people like Weems, who do bad things under the guise of protecting the greater good. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Donovan Galpin: Your father and I buried the hatchet. Maybe you should do the same.Wednesday Addams: I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wednesday Addams: My mother and I spent some quality time together. Got our hands dirty.Valerie Kinbott: Gardening?Wednesday Addams: Grave-digging. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wednesday Addams: I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace. What’s not to like about that? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Enid Sinclair: What happened? It looked like you were having a seizure.Wednesday Addams: I wasn’t that lucky. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Enid Sinclair: Everyone deserves to be celebrated on their birthday.Wednesday Addams: I prefer to be vilified. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Goody Addams: The path of a Raven is a solitary one. You end up alone, unable to trust others, only seeing the darkness within them.Wednesday Addams: Is that supposed to scare me?Goody Addams: It should. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wednesday Addams: I was told you could teach me how to control my ability.Goody Addams: There is no controlling a raging river. You must learn to navigate it without drowning. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wednesday Addams: In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
