Hermes: I come bearing gifts and a special message from your pops. “Quest approved.”
Percy: What? That’s what Poseidon said? “Quest approved”?
Hermes: He’s not the god of excessive verbosity.
Percy: But you are the god of liars and thieves, aren’t you?
Hermes: Well, I invented the lyre, which some thieves stole, but why harp about it? Get it?