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Vilgefortz: If you want to protect what you love, join our side in the battle to come. The child will not remain safe for long, and your... passivity will be no weapon with which to save her.

Geralt: It is incredible how much my neutrality outrages everyone. How it subjects me to offers of pacts and agreements and lectures of the necessity of making a choice and joining the right side. I am not your equal partner in this game. So, no, I shall continue on my path. I shall respond to events. I'll adapt with the world as it changes.

Vilgefortz: I understand, witcher. But adapting may not be enough. Just know there is only one way you do not lose her.

Geralt: And if I refuse to join your side?

Vilgefortz: No matter where you go, what you do, there will always be enemies waiting for you.

Yennefer: To us. And a nearly perfect evening.

Geralt: I love you.

Yennefer: That's the first time you've ever said that.

Geralt: It can't be.

Yennefer: You used to think it. But tonight, you actually said it. You can kiss me now. In front of everyone. (they kiss) It's our first night out together. And all I can think about is getting you alone.

Jaskier: Hey. You don't have to do that. You don't have to prove what you're going to be in the future. My two orens? I think you're pretty all right right now.

Ciri: Well, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Jaskier: Ah, it's all part of my hustle. Just wait until this next hand. I'm going to mop the floor with your royal arse, milady.

(Geralt is having a conversation with Yennefer. Ciri and Jaskier are watching them, imagining what they're could be saying...)

Jaskier (as Yen): "Oh! What the hell were you thinking, fighting monsters?"

Ciri: That's not what she's saying.

Jaskier: Now, that is the role of poetry, Ciri. To say what others cannot utter. (as Geralt): "Oh, you fed her to the magical lion's den. I trusted you."

Ciri: You're just making this all up.

Jaskier: Meh. That's also the role of poetry. (as Yen): "At least she was in disguise there. Not clanging stupid swords when I told her not to draw attention to herself."

Ciri (as Geralt): "Funny, I wonder how she learned such complete and utter disregard for authority."

Jaskier: That was a good one. (as Yen): "You're unbelievable!"

Ciri (as Geralt): "You're delusional!"

Jaskier (as Yen): "I forgive you for your various foolish words and deeds. Your lack of faith and hope. For your obstinacy. Doggedness. For your sulking and posing, which are unworthy of a man."

Ciri (as Geralt): "I forgive you for being a wily witch who rarely listens and even more rarely admits to being wrong. Who is stubborn, and stuck-up, and self-righteous. Let's never do that again."

(Geralt and Yennefer start kissing...)

Jaskier (as Yen): "Mmm. Oh. Oh! Oh yes, take me." (as Geralt): "Do that thing with the tongue that I like." (as Yen): "Oh, you mean this? Bleugh, bleugh!" (as Geralt): "Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Is there a unicorn nearby, by any chance? Oh!" (to Ciri): Come on, you deviant.

Ciri: I shouldn't have left. I'm sorry.

Yennefer: I shouldn't have given you a reason to leave. I'm sorry. Let's never do that again. (Yen hugs Ciri) Jaskier, if you would.

Jaskier: Hmm? Ooh, yes. Uh, yeah, absolutely. Come on, kiddo. Why don't you tell me all about how you slayed the sea monster all on your own whilst Geralt sat around on his arse all afternoon, eh?

Triss: Bringing Ciri here, it's a bad idea.

Yennefer: But Ciri's power is neither good or bad. Her choices will shape her destiny.

Triss: That's not what I meant. It's her blood.

Yennefer: Yes, she's elven. So am I. And do you know when I was most dangerous? When I was desperate. And powerless. And alone. And that will not happen to her. Not as long as I'm around.

Ciri: I thought if I learned magic it would make me a better leader. Maybe my grandmother was right. Maybe it's better to govern with steel and steel alone.

Geralt: Hmm. As a witcher, I will accept coin from someone, no matter where they're from. Nations are invisible lines that people assign meaning to. A life, however... A life has real meaning. It's warm skin and a beating heart. It should only be taken as a last resort. Righteousness can easily become rage. Justice can easily become scorn. If you want to be a queen, be a queen. I think you'll make an excellent one.

Jaskier (to Ciri): Well, if it isn't my favorite pocket-sized princess. How are you? How are the lessons going?

Geralt: Tread lightly around the magic lessons.

Ciri: He's not actually talking about my lessons. He's talking about your lessons in smiling. Work in progress.

Jaskier: Yeah.

Ciri: You told me to never apologize for my power, and yet that's all you seem to do.

Yennefer: You want to be a great leader? You want to change the world? Well, the day-to-day of leading is dealing with a lot of vapid, power-hungry arseholes! I'm not Geralt. This isn't Kaer Morhen. This is the version of myself I have to be here. So you need to find a version of yourself that can deal with that.

Ciri: Trust me, I know you're not Geralt. He would never sell his soul like this.

Jaskier: Neutrality has consequences too, Geralt.

Geralt: There are already consequences, Jaskier. And not just for Ciri. I thought by taking her off the board, the world would stop trying to use her. Instead, they're trying to use others in her place.

Jaskier: And they will continue to. Because that is what people in power do. But she's not a witcher. She's certainly not an Aretuzan witch sourcing magic out of... stones, or hemp, or plants, or whatever it is that Yennefer does. She's a princess. I think you should trust her.

Geralt: Her source.

Jaskier: Her... what now?

Geralt: You're right.

Jaskier: I'm right... Well, that's deeply worrying. What?

Tissaia: You want me to help hide a princess whose existence means war?

Yennefer: I want more than that. She's extraordinary.

Tissaia: She's the rightful heir to Cintra and a great deal more, so I'm told. If war is coming, there is no hiding her from it.

Yennefer: Well, then, maybe she can lead us out of it. For all the Brotherhood's faults, they respect magic. She deserves to know what hers is capable of. She deserves control of her destiny. Please. Please help me make this right. For us. For her.

Tissaia: After all this time... After all your searching, you actually did it.

Yennefer: Did what?

Tissaia: Became a mother.

Otto: I'm not a druid. I'm a werewolf.

Jaskier: Whoa. What? You're... What? Uh, a...

Otto: I was bit, back in the plague of '21. Went out to the woods to isolate. Avoid the disease. Was so worried about boils and sh*tting myself to death, I wasn't thinking about werewolves.

Jaskier: Priority, yeah. I get it.

Vespula: You like him!

Jaskier: Who, Geralt? Yeah, I guess. Platonically, and occasionally with great effort, as one would a family goat. Hang on, when did you get dressed?

Vespula: I mean the spoon guy.

Jaskier: What, Radovid? No!

Vespula: Yes.

Jaskier: No!

Vespula: I've cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous...

Jaskier: That was one time and I... regret nothing. It was amazing.

Vespula: Hmm. But never have I ever seen you have a crush.

Jaskier: A crush? Oh, you think I have crushes. Crushes are for children, my darling. I have mind-bending... world-ending, heart-wrenching affairs.

Vespula: Whatever you say. The Lothario of Lyria. The Romancer of Redania! The Stud of Cidaris!

(Knock on the door...)

Geralt: Jaskier.

Jaskier (to Vespula): For f**k's... Sorry. It's the family goat.

Jaskier: Geralt is... a hammer. You know? You're confused. All right... Wait... Okay. Ah... When you're a hammer, every problem is a nail. You see a nail and you're like, "Grrr. F**k this nail. F**k this nail, in particular." And you hammer the nail. But sometimes the problem is something else. Sometimes the problem is, uh... a bunch of petunias, or a bowl of... porridge, and you can't hammer a bowl of porridge. I mean, you can try, but then your hammer gets all gunked up, porridge goes everywhere, and then you have... no porridge. The solution requires a different kind of tool. And Radovid... is that tool. Radovid is... a spoon.

Vespula: Oh, obviously.

Jaskier: Obviously. Yeah. Aah... Yeah, I'm aware this doesn't make a lot of sense. What I'm trying to say is, the problem is different. The solution needs to be different. And Radovid... is different. He's intelligent. He tries to hide it, but he's insightful. Sharp... like a knife. If he's a knife, I need to keep him away from Geralt.

Radovid: I always wondered what it was that made your songs so irresistible. Now I understand.

Jaskier: Oh, yeah? And what's that?

Radovid: You see people for what they are, not what they pretend to be.

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