Chandler Bing: So I have a flaw. (his flaw = smoking) Big deal. Like Joey’s constant knuckle-cracking isn’t annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word. And Monica, with that snort when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing? I accept all those flaws. Why can’t you accept me for this? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can)All five: Ew.Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker.Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, Lizzy.Lizzy (homeless woman): Hey, Weird Girl.Phoebe Buffay: I brought you alphabet soup.Lizzy: Did you pick out the vowels?Phoebe Buffay: Yes, but I left in the Y’s. Because, you know, “Sometimes Y.” Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: “Dear Ms. Buffay: Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account $500. We’re sorry for the inconvenience… and hope you’ll accept this football phone… as our free gift.” Do you believe this? Now I have $1000 and a football phone.Rachel Green: What bank is this? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Keep it. (the money that appeared in her account)Phoebe Buffay: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.Rachel Green: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account!Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller (to Rachel): Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man…Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?Ross Geller: You guys.Chandler Bing: Oh, God.Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Ross Geller: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Joey Tribbiani: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to. Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Rachel Green (on the phone with her Dad): Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Rachel Green (on the phone with her Dad): All of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’. And today I just stopped and I said, ‘What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y’know? Or a- or a hat! No, I’m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a ha- It’s a metaphor, Daddy! Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue… Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Monica Geller (to Rachel): So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Full Quote & More Info | | 0
