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Blaire Bennett (to Matty): See, this is the kind of sh*t that wouldn’t happen if he was in school. (talking about broken TV and prostitutes)
Ted: Wait, what?
Matty Bennett: You’re going to school.
Ted: Wait, hang on. That is a serious overreaction.
Matty Bennett: You’re going to school, and you’re going to grow a f**king brain!
Ted: Oh, come on!
Beef (prostitute): I think brains are sexy.

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Matty Bennett: What happened to the TV?
Ted: Oh, I accidentally shot it.
Matty Bennett: You shot it?
Ted: Yeah, and I felt really bad about it. And then I was like, “Hey, Ted, it was an accident. Stop being so hard on yourself. It’s bad enough that it happened. You feeling bad’s not going to fix it.” So I called these ladies because I was trying to make myself feel better. And I do. I feel better.

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(Going through Matty’s stuff…)
Ted: Oh, here we go. (finds a rifle) Oh, talk about the right to bear arms. Bear arms bearing arms, right? Oh, man, everybody’s missing all this great stuff.

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Ted: I guard the house when you guys are out.
Blaire Bennett: You do not.
Ted: Yeah, I do.
Blaire Bennett: How? If somebody broke in, what would you do?
Ted: I… I would tell him all the good stuff’s in the backyard and then I’d lock the door behind him.

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Blaire Bennett: You should be going to school every day with John. You’d learn something. And maybe you wouldn’t make all these ignorant comments.
Ted: Uh, yeah, no thanks.
Blaire Bennett: Why not?
Ted: Because. TV.

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(Bet to make Susan swear…)
John Bennett: I win. Pay up. (Ted gives him money) Thank you. Wait, you’re not wearing pants. Where’d you get this?
Ted: Don’t you worry about where I’m keeping stuff.

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Poseidon (to Sally about Percy): One day. One day, when he’s ready. When he knows who he is and where he belongs. And fate has revealed to him his true path. On that day I’ll be right by his side.

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Sally Jackson (about Percy): I want him to know who he is before your family tries to tell him who they want him to be. He is better than that. He has better things in him than that.
Poseidon: Then I think you have your answer. He’s going to go to school. And he’s gonna learn things that you can’t teach him there. And it’s gonna be hard for the both of you. It’s gonna be torture for the both of you. But he will be stronger for it on the other side. His mother raised him well.

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(In the underworld…)
Charon: You’re not dead.
Percy Jackson: I mean… we’re all dying… to some extent.

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Quote from Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1x07 | (In the underworld...) Charon: You're not dead. Percy Jackson: I mean... we're all dying... to some extent. (Charon sighs and we can almost see the eye-roll under his cape)

Hermes (to Percy): It was your father who warned me to stay away. Said it was awful watching you struggle and feel powerless to stop it. But that sometimes… that’s what parenting is.

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Hermes (about Luke and his mother): Do you know what that feels like? To be so close to someone you love, knowing neither of you has any choice but to keep hurting each other?

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Percy Jackson: So, how do we know which hotel is the Lotus?
Annabeth Chase: I’m guessing the one with the giant lotus blossom on it.
Percy Jackson: You were like two seconds ahead of me. Seriously. Sometimes, it might be okay to just let the easy ones go. Can we agree to just try it, maybe?

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Quote from Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1x06 | Percy Jackson: So, how do we know which hotel is the Lotus? Annabeth Chase: I'm guessing the one with the giant lotus blossom on it. Percy Jackson: You were like two seconds ahead of me. Seriously. Sometimes, it might be okay to just let the easy ones go. Can we agree to just try it, maybe?

(Animals, they’ve just rescued, are on the street disrupting traffic…)
Percy Jackson: This seems dangerous.
Grover Underwood: Oh. They’ll be totally fine. I gave them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll be able to reach the wilderness safely.
Percy Jackson: I meant for the people.
Grover Underwood: Oh… Them. Well, I mean, I’m sure they’ll… Yeah, I don’t know. But the animals are all set.

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Luke Castellan: So, Ares, huh? What was that like?
Percy Jackson: Well… compared to the Chimera on Monday and Medusa on Sunday, could have been a lot worse.
Annabeth Chase: Medusa was Saturday.
Percy Jackson: I thought Sunday.
Annabeth Chase: No monsters on Sunday. Monday, you died in the river.
Percy Jackson: Right. So, Medusa on Saturday.
Luke Castellan: Guys, what is this?
Percy and Annabeth (at the same time): What?
Luke Castellan: When did you turn into an old married couple?

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Hephaestus: I know your mother was displeased with you recently. We both know how she gets. But this was a lot. Even for her. You walk outta here with that shield… and you’re a hero. On your way to the greatest glory. She’ll be proud and you will be forgiven, and all will go back to being as it always has been, always will be… as it should be.
Annabeth Chase: It isn’t how it should be! It isn’t! Eat or be eaten. Power and glory and nothing else matters. Ares is that way, Zeus is that way, my mother is that way. (about Percy): He isn’t that way. He’s better than that. Maybe I was that way once. But I don’t wanna be that way anymore. I won’t be like all of you. I just won’t.
Hephaestus: Some of us don’t like being that way either.

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