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Pastor: We have said too many goodbyes, grieved too long. Liberty High has endured enough traumas and tragedy, and the loss of another classmate senior year… is more than children should be asked to bear, but Liberty is not alone. Too many high schools today are forced to reckon with tragedy. Too many of our young people are not making it to graduation, and we are doing too little to make change. And we must ask not only how we can make change, but what we have done to shape their world this way. How are we responsible? What burdens are we placing on our young people? What tools are we keeping from them? How did we get here… again?

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Mark Naird: Help me defy an order.

Adrian Mallory: Ooh. That is where I shine. I’ve been defying authority since I was 13. And now I’m gonna teach you to use the most subversive weapon known to man: passive-aggression.

Mark Naird: Oh, God, I hate that.

Adrian Mallory: Yeah, of course, because you’re a straight white male, you always had other weapons. But the rest of us, we have to be subtle in our disobedience, or we risk punishment.

Mark Naird: Oh, so interesting. Go on. I’m so interested.

Adrian Mallory: No, see, that’s sarcasm. That’s different. Imagine in this situation, you could say that you’re following through with the order, but then you forget to, or you can interpret that order creatively. “Destroy the bathroom” could mean a number of things and, if all else fails, you can feign incompetent, which shouldn’t be a problem.

Mark Naird: Well, that explains Brad, doesn’t it?

Adrian Mallory: Not entirely.

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John Bladsmith: We need to hit back hard.

Kick Grabaston: We can bomb. Big bomb, little bomb. Smart bomb, stupid bomb. There’s one for every occasion.

Mark Naird: A flag is a symbol. You can’t kill people for insulting a symbol.

Dabney Shramm: If it were up to me, we’d invade. I’m talking some serious bull-in-a-China shop action. Let’s knock down the Great Wall they’re so proud of.

Rongley: We got all these weapons. We’re never allowed to use them. Drives me crazy.

Chief of Naval Operations: Yeah, I talk to my therapist about this all the time.

John Bladsmith: Where are we at with nukes?

Mark Naird: No, no. We’re not going to nuke China.

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Angela Ali: Listen, um, I think I was supposed to prepare some, like, awesome sentence for when I set foot on the moon.

Chan Kaifang: A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong.

Angela Ali: Yeah. I will be the first black person and the first woman. I think people are gonna be paying attention.

Chan Kaifang: Pressure. Okay. What do you got?

Angela Ali: Okay. I’m thinking, “It’s good to be back on the moon.”

(Later, when she is actually stepping on the moon…)

Angela Ali: It’s good to be black on the moon. Oh, godd*mnit.

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Quote from Space Force 1x09 | Angela Ali: Listen, um, I think I was supposed to prepare some, like, awesome sentence for when I set foot on the moon. Chan Kaifang: A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong. Angela Ali: Yeah. I will be the first black person and the first woman. I think people are gonna be paying attention. Chan Kaifang: Pressure. Okay. What do you got? Angela Ali: Okay. I'm thinking, "It's good to be back on the moon." (Later, when she is actually stepping on the moon...) Angela Ali: It's good to be black on the moon. Oh, goddamnit.

Adrian Mallory: Any questions?

Pella Bhat: Which moon are we going to?

Adrian Mallory: The one you’re familiar with.

Eddie: How’d you get my number? I’m unlisted.

Bradley Gregory: Uh, Angie’s List.

Pella Bhat: Are they serving dinner on the flight?

F. Tony Scarapiducci: Meals will be provided. (to Mallory): Right? Is that right?

Adrian Mallory: Yes.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: Meals will be provided, so…

Pella Bhat: Are we expected to breed?

Adrian Mallory: No.

Pella Bhat: Can I bring my cat?

Bradley Gregory: Can she bring her cat? No. Sorry.

Eddie: If we are required to breed, do I have a choice? Is it her?

F. Tony Scarapiducci: That’s a great question. He’s saying if they have to have sex, could it be her? He could be into it.

Adrian Mallory: I understood. Thank you. Uh, if it will be required, you will be given a choice, yes.

Pella Bhat: I get an hour for lunch.

Adrian Mallory: Understood.

Eddie: When is Christmas on the moon?

Adrian Mallory: It’s the usual time. After Christmas Eve.

Pella Bhat: Werewolves. Have you addressed the possible hazard of werewolves on the moon, in their prime environment?

Eddie: I understand that you can grow up to two inches on the moon. Is that in all directions?

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Hildy: Have a good time in Denver, General. Just know it may not be as great as you remember.

Mark Naird: Thank you, Hildy. Expectations managed.

Adrian Mallory: Uh, people certainly seem invested in your fake trip.

Mark Naird: They care about the old man because they know the old man cares about them.

Adrian Mallory: Mm-hmm.

Mark Naird: Any problems, Brad’ll take care of them.

Dr. Vandeveld: General, if I may offer some advice. Downtown Denver will always be there. Why not spend some time getting to know the other parts of the city? That way, when you do go “downtown,” it will be that much more special. Yes? Okay. Happy travels.

Adrian Mallory: I believe your code may have been cracked.

Mark Naird: Yeah. No sh*t.

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