TV shows Quotes

Rose: I really like you, Shane. You’re secretly one of the funniest guys I know.

Shane: Well, that secret, you don’t have to keep.

Rose: Oh, I will tell everyone.

Rose (to Shane): It’s not a problem. A problem is something you can fix. We’re more like a square peg in a round hole. Ew. No. I’m sorry. Forget I said that. Um… We’re just… We’re not meant to fit. And it’s really fine. I just don’t think that we can keep trying.

Hayden: Chill. I know you text a Lily.

Shane: I don’t.

Hayden: OK, go get laid, weirdo. Or don’t. I don’t care. I hope you do. You play better after.

Shane: Go f-k yourself.

Hayden: Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.

Shane: Gross.

Hayden: Bye!

Scott: In hockey, I found what I was missing, first at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals. And I never looked back because I never had to. The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today… hockey gave it to me.

Elena: What are your intentions with my Kip? I’m serious. He’s crazy about you.

Scott: I’m crazy about him too. I really am.

Elena: He’s also miserable. Are you miserable too?

Scott: No. Wait, what do you mean?

Elena: Nobody wants to be kept a secret.

Scott: He’s not a…

Elena: He is. Eyes on me, handsome.

Scott: I’m doing my best. I… I love him. I just can’t do better right now. I’ve been honest.

Elena: I know. And he’s so in love with you that he’ll put up with it. But it’s killing him. I’m not saying any of this to be mean, I’m really not. And you seem great. But he’s great too. He deserves the best. He deserves sunshine. And so do you.

Scott: I should buy some art. What? Hey, I’m not just a pretty face either.

Kip: No, no, no, no. You’re also a very, very hot body.

Kip: Uh, there’s pasta salad in the fridge. Chicken, no feta.

Scott: Oh yeah? From where?

Kip: From me. I made it.

Scott: You did?

Kip: Mm-hmm. I’m not just a pretty face.

Scott: Oh, but you’re a very pretty face.

Kip: I don’t think you’re too lazy to be a serial killer.

Scott: Really?

Kip: Yeah, really. Yeah, you’re definitely not lazy.

Scott: I want you so bad. So bad. And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something this probably f-ked up? Like, I… I know I’m f-ked up. I get it. I’m not pretending I’m not. But I really, really like you. And I want you to stay. So I’m asking for what I want. I want you to be here when I get back from practice later. And I, uh, want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight. I, um… I want you more than I’ve wanted anything in a long time. Is, uh, is that too much? You can say it if it is. Um… Do say something, though.

Kip: I think I’d love to be here when you get back.

Scott: Wow. Wow, you are so beautiful.

Kip: I can’t believe you’re even into me.

Scott: I’m so into you. So into you. I can’t stop thinking about you.

(Scott takes off his shirt right after they walk in the apartment…)

Scott: Do you want the full tour now, or…

Kip: Or. I pick or.