100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 11 of 24

Chloe Decker: Next time you secretly follow someone, don't tailgate them. Draws a little attention.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's not my fault you drive like an elderly turtle.

Quote from Lucifer 1x06 | Trixie Espinoza: What's in it for me? Dan Espinoza: What do you want? Trixie Espinoza: Chocolate cake. Dan Espinoza: Done. Trixie Espinoza: For a whole year. Dan Espinoza: Absolutely not. Trixie Espinoza: Mommy, I'm thirsty! Dan Espinoza: Okay, fine. Done.

Dr. Linda: Your identity.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's still the Devil, darling.

Dr. Linda: Yes, but who are you trying so hard to become?

Lucifer Morningstar: Nobody. I'm completely unbecoming.

Dr. Linda: And yet you keep trying on many hats to hide your horns. Playboy, cop, club owner...

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, you forgot "master of all things tongue-related."

Chloe Decker: Let's pretend for one second that you're someone else. Someone nice, someone mature.

Lucifer Morningstar: Ooh, I love role-play.

Lucifer Morningstar: Do you know, I am amazed by the deferential regard you people hold for rotting flesh. I mean, this poor sap's either already in Hell or in the Silver City enduring Uriel's welcome speech, which is far worse than Hell, if you ask me.

Trixie Espinoza: I ate it.

Dan Espinoza: Mm-hmm.

Trixie Espinoza: But Lucifer said it was okay.

Dan Espinoza: Oh, really?

Trixie Espinoza: He said, if you really want to do something, you should. And I really wanted to eat some chocolate cake.

Chloe Decker: What made you think you'd get away with it? If you come clean now, I'll go easy on you. So, tell me... did you eat... the chocolate cake?

Trixie Espinoza: No, Mommy.

Lucifer Morningstar: I know that you'll always protect me. No matter how mortal I become, the Devil can depend on that.

Mazikeen: Yes, you can. Whatever the danger, I'll be there to stop it. Whether you see it coming or not.

Lucifer Morningstar: What, you're just gonna leave me here? In this part of town?

Chloe Decker: You said you wanted danger.

Chloe Decker: I think I just figured it out, why you do these favors.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, really?

Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm. It's about power. It makes you feel superior. In control. You're addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences. It's like you have some kind of god complex.

Lucifer Morningstar: I most certainly do not.

Chloe Decker: What the hell is happening?

Lucifer Morningstar: Maze is happening.

Chloe Decker: Your bartender's a ninja? Of course she is.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yeah.

One of the bad guys: What's that?

Lucifer Morningstar: Shattered tibia. Ooh, ouch... orbital fracture. It was first perfected in the hellfires of Tyre. Oh, the humerus crush! Love that move!

Quote from Lucifer 1x05 | Lucifer Morningstar: Uh, Detective, you seem to have left on the central locking! Chloe Decker: Act like a child, get treated like a child. Lucifer Morningstar: Wha...? Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?

Mazikeen: Maybe next time, I won't be around to save your a$$.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm! Well, that is a shame. 'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well. My front side, as well, actually.

Mazikeen: Your behavior is foolish.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on! You used to love danger. Since when did Hell's favorite torturer become my mother?

Coffee girl: And your name?

Mazikeen: Mazikeen.

Coffee girl: How do you spell that?

Mazikeen: Surprise me.

(Later gets her coffee with "Mike" on it)

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