100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 10 of 24

Quote from Lucifer 2x01 | Lucifer Morningstar: Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I... love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can't get enough. And... I've got lots of money... mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I'll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.

Lucifer Morningstar: A devil emoji? That's it. I'm speaking to a copyright lawyer today.

Roberta Beliard: She has so much cocaine up her nose, it would snow if you shook her.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, I've tried that.

Ella Lopez: I think the Devil gets a bad rap.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. You do, do you?

Ella Lopez: Sure. I mean, what did he really do that was so bad? What, rebel against his dad? Ask some naked lady if she wanted an apple?

Lucifer Morningstar: Be still my heart. Do go on.

Ella Lopez: I suppose he does run Hell. That's not so great, you know, with the torture and eternal damnation.

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm retired. And besides, I didn't create Hell. I just worked there.

Ella Lopez: And now you're talking in the first person.

Chloe Decker: And I'm gonna find out exactly what you are once and for all.

Lucifer Morningstar: The Devil himself?

Chloe Decker: No, I'm guessing Larry Morningstar, the son of a plumber in Connecticut.

Quote from Lucifer 2x01 | Lucifer Morningstar: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl, and they fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was, they were celestial beings, so that moment created the universe. Dr. Linda: Mm, the Big Bang? Lucifer Morningstar: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did you?

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

Amenadiel (to Lucifer about Chloe): You sure you don't want to chase after her? Maybe I can ask Father for some rain and make it a moment.

Amenadiel (talking about auctioned chains): Paul's wrists were too thick to fit in those chains.

Lucifer Morningstar: I know. That man never could pass on dessert, could he?

Amenadiel: He should have been the Saint of...

Lucifer Morningstar: Honey cakes?

Quote from Lucifer 1x07 | Chloe Decker: Lucifer, what was in there? Lucifer Morningstar: My angel wings. (Chloe starts laughing) Yeah, go on. Get it all out. Chloe Decker: Okay, seriously, what was in there? Oh, you are serious? Oh... okay, sorry. Did someone make them for you? Or are you big into cosplay? Lucifer Morningstar: You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Lucifer Morningstar (to Amenadiel): I like to come here from time to time. Dip my toes in the sand, breathe the ocean air, walk down memory lane. You see, five years ago, when Maze and I abandoned Hell, I landed right here on this beach. This is where I flipped dear old Dad the grandest of birds. And had Maze sever my wings.

Lucifer Morningstar (about God): He shunned me. He vilified me. He made me a torturer! Can you even begin to fathom what it was like? Eons spent providing a place for dead mortals to punish themselves? I mean, why do they blame me for all their little failings? As if I'd spent my days sitting on their shoulder, forcing them to commit acts they'd otherwise find repulsive. "Oh, the Devil made me do it." I have never made any one of them do anything. Never.

Dr. Linda: Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value.

Lucifer Morningstar (to Chloe): You had Dan deal with Maze alone? Oh, dear. For the first time, I actually feel sorry for Detective Douche.

Amenadiel: A toast to Dr. Linda Martin, therapist to the Devil himself.

Dr. Linda: I should put that on the door.

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