Loki (about a jet ski magazine): Why do you have that?
Mobius: Because they’re awesome.
Loki: I suppose they are.
Mobius: Yeah. You know, some things… Actually, most things in history are kinda dumb, and everything gets ruined eventually. But… in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function, which we call the jet ski, and a reasonable man cannot differ.
Loki: You ever been on one?
Mobius: No… No. I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline, that would create a branch for sure.
Loki: It’d be fun, though.
Mobius: Yeah, it’d be really fun.
