Cate Dunlap: Something funny, Rufus? Was it about Golden Boy? I want to hear.
Rufus: I said, "What some guys will do just to get away from Cate."
Cate Dunlap: Cute. Do you like baseball?
Rufus: Baseball? Yeah.
Cate Dunlap: You're gonna take a little jog over to Dick's Sporting Goods. Buy yourself a nice Louisville Slugger. Bring it right back to the quad and swing that bat as hard as you can into your nuts. Every hour, on the hour. And every time you swing, yell "Jumanji." Sound good?
Rufus: Sounds f**king great.
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