Game of Thrones Quotes

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Jon Snow: Any advice?

Melisandre: Don't lose.

Jon Snow: If I do, if I fall... don't bring me back.

Melisandre: I'll have to try.

Jon Snow: I'm ordering you not to bring me back.

Sansa Stark (to Ramsey): You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.

Daenerys Targaryen (to masters): We obviously didn't communicate clearly. We're here to discuss your surrender, not mine.

Razdal mo Eraz: I imagine it's difficult adjusting to the new reality. Your reign is over.

Daenerys Targaryen: My reign has just begun.

Jaime Lannister (about Catelyn Stark): She loved her children. I suppose all mothers do, but Catelyn and Cersei, there's a fierceness you don't often see. They'd do anything to protect their babies. Start a war. Burn cities to ash. Free their worst enemies. The things we do for love.

Missandei: Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, "Do you know how to swim?" The second says, "No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages."

Tyrion Lannister: Ah! (weird laugh)

Grey Worm: That is the worst joke I ever heard.

Missandei: You don't even know what a joke is.

Grey Worm: I am soldier all my life. You think I never hear joke?

Tyrion Lannister: You lied to us.

Grey Worm: I make joke.

Tyrion Lannister: Three lords walk into a tavern... a Stark, a Martell, and a Lannister. They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, each of them finds a fly in his cup. The Lannister, outraged, shoves the cup aside and demands another. The Martell plucks the fly out and swallows it whole. The Stark reaches into his cup, pulls out the fly and shouts, "Spit it out, you wee sh*t. Spit it out." (Missandei and Grey Worm are not laughing) It's funnier in Westeros.

Tyrion Lannister: One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms... I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it.

Brienne of Tarth: Should I fail to persuade the Blackfish to surrender and if you attack the castle, honor compels me to fight for Sansa's kin.

Jaime Lannister: Of course it does.

Brienne of Tarth: To fight you.

Jaime Lannister: Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Varys: I'll walk the rest of the way myself. I can't go off on a secret mission in the company of the most famous dwarf in the city.

Tyrion Lannister: Varys. The most famous dwarf in the world.

Varys: You made a pact with fanatics.

Tyrion Lannister: I did and it worked.

Varys: If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat.

Tyrion Lannister: Spoken like a man who has never had to shave.

Sandor Clegane: Those are your last words, f*ck you? Come on, you can do better.

Man: C*nt!

Sandor Clegane: You're sh*t at dying, you know that?

Yara Greyjoy (to Theon): We'll get revenge. Drink. Listen to me. If you're so broken that there's no coming back, take a knife and cut your wrists. End it. But if you're staying, Theon, I need you. We're gonna sail to Meereen. We're gonna make a pact with this Dragon Queen. And we're gonna take back the Iron Islands. Are you with me?

Jaime Lannister: You clearly have no intention of saving your men's lives. Why did you come treat with me?

Brynden Tully: Sieges are dull. And I wanted to see you in person, get the measure of you.

Jaime Lannister: Well, now you have.

Brynden Tully: Aye, now I have. I'm disappointed.

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