100+ Best 'Doctor Who' Quotes from the BBC Series | Page 9 of 13

Slitheen (to the Doctor): Who are you if not human?

Harriet Jones: Who's not human?

Rose Tyler: He's not.

Harriet Jones: He's not human? But he's got a northern accent.

Rose Tyler: Lots of planets have a north.

Doctor (to on of the Slitheen): If I was gonna execute someone by backing them against a wall, a little word of advice... Don't stand them against the lift!

Rose Tyler: When you say 900 years...

Doctor: That's my age.

Rose Tyler: You're 900 years old.

Doctor: Yeah.

Rose Tyler: My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap. Every conversation with you just goes mental. There's no-one else I can talk to! I've seen all that stuff, up there, the size of it, and I can't say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things... and I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist.

Rose Tyler: She's never going to forgive me. And I missed a year. Was it good?

Doctor: Middling.

Rose Tyler: You're so useless.

Doctor: Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now?

Rose Tyler: I dunno. Can't do that to her again, though.

Doctor: Well, she's not coming with us.

Rose Tyler: No chance!

Doctor: I don't do families.

Rose Tyler: She slapped you!

Doctor: 900 years of time and space - I've never been slapped by someone's mother.

Rose Tyler: Your face.

Doctor: It hurt!

Rose Tyler: You're so gay!

Rose Tyler: I meant to phone, I really did. I just... I forgot.

Jackie Tyler: For a year? You forgot for a year, and I'm left sitting here?! I just don't believe you! Why won't you tell me where you've been?

Doctor: Actually, it's my fault. I sort of... employed Rose as my companion.

Policeman: When you say companion, is this a sexual relationship?

Doctor and Rose (at the same time): No!

Jackie Tyler: Then what is it? Because you...! You waltz in here, all charm and smiles, and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the Earth! How old are you then, 40, 45? What, did you find her on the Internet, go online and pretend you're a doctor?

Doctor: I am a doctor.

Jackie Tyler: Prove it. Stitch this, mate. (slaps him)

Rose Tyler: What's that face for? It's not the first time I've stayed out all night.

Jackie Tyler: It's you.

Rose Tyler: Course it's me.

Jackie Tyler: Oh, my God, it's you. Oh, my God.

Doctor: I-It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months. You've been gone a whole year. Sorry!

Doctor: Right. Shed. Come on, Rose.

Charles Dickens: What? In the box? Both of you?

Charles Dickens: After all these revelations, there's one mystery you still haven't explained. Answer me this. Who are you?

Doctor: Just a friend. Passing through.

Charles Dickens: But you have such knowledge of future times. I don't wish to impose on you but I must ask you, my books... Doctor. Do they last?

Doctor: Oh, yes.

Charles Dickens: For how long?

Doctor: Forever.

Gwyneth: I bet you've got dozens of servants.

Rose Tyler: No, no servants where I'm from.

Gwyneth: And you've come such a long way.

Rose Tyler: What makes you think so?

Gwyneth: You're from London. I've seen London in drawings, but never like that, all those people rushing about. Half-naked, for shame. And the noise... and the metal boxes racing past... and the birds in the sky! No, no, they're metal as well. Metal birds with people in them. People are flying. And you. You've flown so far. Further than anyone. The things you've seen. The darkness. The big bad wolf.

Charles Dickens: How exactly are you a "fan"? In what way do you resemble a means of keeping oneself cool?

Doctor: No, it means fanatic, devoted to you... Mind you, that American bit in Martin Chuzzlewit, what's that about? Was that just padding or what? It's rubbish that bit.

Charles Dickens: I thought you were my fan?

Doctor: Oh, well, if you can't take criticism... Do the death of Little Nell. It cracks me up.

Charles Dickens: "It looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look. It looked like..." Oh, my Lord... it looked... like that! What phantasmagoria is this? (Living dead old lady in the audience)

(Screams of people can be heard outside...)

Doctor: That's more like it.

Quote from Doctor Who 1x03 | Doctor: Blimey. Rose Tyler: Don't laugh. Doctor: You look beautiful. Considering. Rose Tyler: Considering what? Doctor: That you're human. Rose Tyler: I think that's a compliment. Aren't you gonna change? Doctor: I've changed my jumper! Come on.

Doctor: You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day, it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned, like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before its time.

Rose Tyler: What happened?

Doctor: There was a war, and we lost.

Rose Tyler: A war with who? What about your people?

Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own cos there's no-one else.

Rose Tyler: There's me.

Doctor: You've seen how dangerous it is. D'you wanna go home?

Rose Tyler: I don't know. I want... Can you smell chips?

Doctor: Yeah. Yeah!

Rose Tyler: I want chips.

Doctor: Me too.

Rose Tyler: Right, then. Before you get me back in that box, chips it is. And you can pay.

Doctor: No money.

Rose Tyler: What sort of date are you? Come on, then, tightwad. Chips are on me.

Quote from Doctor Who 1x02 | Lady Cassandra: I kept myself pure. Rose Tyler: How many operations have you had? Lady Cassandra: 708. Next week, it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached. Is that why you wanted a word? You could be flatter, Rose. You've got a little bit of a... chin poking out. Rose Tyler: I'd rather die. Lady Cassandra: Honestly, it doesn't hurt. Rose Tyler: I mean it. I would rather die. It's better to die than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline.

(Rose hangs up the phone, she was talking with her mother back home, while she's 5 billion years in future...)

Rose Tyler: That was five billion years ago. So... She's dead now. Five billion years later, my mum's dead.

Doctor: Bundle of laughs, you are.

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