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Rose Tyler: All right. As my mate Shireen says, don't argue with the designated driver. Can't exactly call for a taxi. No signal. We're out of range. Just a bit.

(Doctor takes her phone)

Doctor: Tell you what. With a little bit of jiggery-pokery...

Rose Tyler: Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery?

Doctor: Yes, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you?

Rose Tyler: No, failed hullabaloo.

Doctor: Aw. There you go.

Doctor: What d'you think, then?

Rose Tyler: Great, yeah. Fine. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. They're just so alien! The aliens are so alien. You look at 'em... and they're alien.

Doctor: Good thing I didn't take you to the deep South.

Presenter: Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the Earth, below. In memory of this dying world, we call forth... the Last Human. The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen.

Lady Cassandra: Oh, now don't stare! I know, I know... it's shocking, isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away, and look at the difference, look how thin I am! Thin and dainty! I don't look a day over 2,000. (Moisturise me, moisturise me!) Truly, I am the Last Human. My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic Desert. They were born on the Earth, and they were the last to be buried in its soil. I have come to honour them... and say goodbye.

Doctor (to Rose): You lot... you spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. Five billion years in your future. And this is the day... Hold on... This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world.

Rose Tyler: I've got to go and find my mum and someone's got to look after this stupid lump. So...

Doctor: OK. See you around.

(Doctor gets into the TARDIS and flies away...)

Rose Tyler (to Mickey): Come on, let's go.

(Doctor appears again...)

Doctor: By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?

Rose Tyler (to Mickey): Thanks.

Mickey Smith: Thanks for what?

Rose Tyler: Exactly.

(Rose runs into the TARDIS)

Doctor (to The Consciousness): Oh, don't give me that! It's an invasion, plain and simple. Don't talk about constitutional rights. (The Consciousness get angry) I AM TALKING! This planet is just starting. These stupid, little people have only just learnt how to walk. They are capable of so much more. I'm asking you, on their behalf. Please, just go.

Doctor: First, I've got to find it. How can you hide something that big in a city this small?

Rose Tyler: Hold on. Hide what?

Doctor: A transmitter. The Consciousness is controlling every single piece of plastic, so it needs a transmitter to boost the signal.

Rose Tyler: What does it look like?

Doctor: Like a transmitter! Round and massive... somewhere slap banging in the middle of London. (Stops walking and has the view on the London Eye behind him) A huge, metal, circular structure, like a dish, like a wheel, radial, close to where we're standing, it must be completely invisible. (Rose is looking at the London Eye) What? What? What is it? What? Oh. (he finally gets it) Fantastic!

Doctor (to Rose): It's called the Tardis, this thing. T-A-R-D-I-S, that's Time And Relative Dimension In Space. (Rose gets upset...) That's OK. Culture shock. Happens to the best of us.

Doctor: Right. Where d'you want to start?

Rose Tyler: Um... The inside's bigger than the outside.

Doctor: Yes.

Rose Tyler: It's... alien.

Doctor: Yep...

Rose Tyler: Are you alien?

Doctor: Yes. Is that all right?

Rose Tyler: Yeah.

Rose Tyler: But who is he? Who d'you think he is?

Clive: I think he's the same man. I think he's immortal. I think he's an alien from another world.

Clive: The Doctor is a legend, woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings the storm in his wake, and has one constant companion.

Rose Tyler: Who's that?

Clive: Death. If the Doctor's back, if you've seen him, Rose, one thing's for certain. We're all in danger. If he singled you out, if the Doctor's making house calls... then God help you.

Rose Tyler: Really, though, Doctor... Tell me. Who are you?

Doctor: Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you the world's turning and you can't believe it cos it looks like everything's standing still... I can feel it. (takes her hand) The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling round the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. I can feel it, we're falling through Space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... (lets go of her hand) That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.

(Doctor is looking in the mirror...)

Doctor: Ah, could've been worse. Look at the ears!

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