The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write that story by setting goals.
- Melody Beattie
New Year's Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That's why this is the best holiday.
My new years resolution is not to shovel snow. Since I'm gonna be in Florida, I feel pretty good about it.
- Greg Tamblyn
My new year resolution? Buy more shoes, drink more wine, and don't worry about the gym. I can do this.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Years resolutions, and I have stuck with it ever since.
- Dave Beard
Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.
- Melanie White