Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) Quotes

Henry: I'm sorry I was a prick to you. I... It's no excuse, but I was a prick to everyone in those days. My father had died a few months before, and the palace insisted on parading me around. For the record... I-I didn't say, "Get me out of here." I said, "I need to get out of here," which is a different thing entirely.

Alex: Oh. Well, now I feel like I need to apologize.

Henry: Why do you dislike me?

Alex: Climate Conference in Melbourne. First night party. I went to introduce myself to you, and you looked at me like I had head lice. Then you turned to your equerry and said, "Get me out of here."

Henry: I didn't realize you'd heard that.

Alex: So you do admit that's a douchey thing to say.

Henry: I could have been nicer. All right, what else? It couldn't have just been the conference. Oh, my God, it is. It is, isn't it?

Alex: Don't minimize it.

Henry: Uh, uh, how could I possibly? It's already as minimal as it gets.

(Henry and Alex are squeezed in a small utility room...)

Henry: Santal 33.

Alex: Yeah?

Henry: Makes sense.

Alex: What do you mean by that?

Henry: It means you got good taste, Alex.

Alex: Thanks.

Henry: Alex has very strong opinions, and-and he shares them loudly.

Alex: What three words would I use to describe Henry? White, blond and British.

Alex: My NDA is bigger than yours. I want you to know that.

Henry: You're wearing lifts. I know that, too, sweetheart.

Shaan: You must stand to the right of His Royal Highness.

Alex: Is that protocol or just his good side?

Henry: Both.