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Henry: It's great to see you again, sir.

Oscar: What's with the "sir"? Please, call me "Congressman."

Henry: Oh, well, in that case, you can call me "Your Royal Highness."

(Alex and Nora bring Henry and Percy to the vacation home...)

Alex: Watch out! Here comes British Invasion!

Nora: Oh, we found them hitchhiking in Austin.

Ellen: Can I give you some advice?

Alex: Yeah, of course.

Ellen: You need to figure out if you feel forever about him before you take this any further. A relationship like this will define your life.

Alex: I don't know if we're there yet, Mom. I don't know if we ever will be.

Quote from the movie Red, White & Royal Blue | Alex: I've met someone. Ellen: Is that all? Honey, that's great. I mean, why would that be relevant to the campaign? She's not a Republican, is she? Alex: No. She's also a he. And "he" happens to be Henry. Ellen: As in the prince of England? Alex: Yeah. Oh, I'm... Ellen (picks up the phone): We're gonna need some pizza.

Zahra: I'm going downstairs, and... you better be dressed and in the lobby in five minutes so we can get your mother reelected.

Alex: I'll be there.

Zahra: And as for you, Little Lord F**kleroy, you get your a$$ back to merry old England right now. I want you chewing on a godd*mn crumpet by sunset. And if anyone sees you leave this hotel, I will Brexit your head from your body. You got me?

Henry: Loud and clear.

Zahra: Your Royal Highness. (bows to Henry, as she's leaving, she continues to mumble...) Unbelievable. They don't pay me enough for this sh*t.

Zahra: Would it make any difference if I told you not to see him again?

Alex: No.

Zahra: Every time I see you, it takes another year off of my life.

Alex: Please don't tell my mom.

Zahra: Seriously? Alex, we are in a hotel crawling with reporters, in a city filled with cameras, on the precipice of the biggest event of the campaign, in a race so close it could be arrested for assault, and you're asking me not to tell your mommy on you?

Alex: Well, I haven't told her yet.

Zahra: Oh, gee, kid, I'm sorry to interrupt your process of becoming, but you're the one who decided to put your d*ck into the heir to the British throne.

Henry: Well, technically, I'm the spare.

Zahra: Not talking to you, sir.

Henry: Okay.

Zahra: How long has this been going on?

Alex: Since New Year's.

Zahra: Oh, God. And who knows about this?

Alex: Literally no one but you. And the Secret Service.

Henry: And Percy.

Alex: Right, and Nora.

Henry: Oh, and I told my sister.

Alex: Aw, I didn't know that.

Henry: Yeah, she was really happy for us.

Alex: Oh, I can't wait to see her again. She's really...

Zahra: Okay. Shut up, okay? The both of you. I need to think.

Quote from the movie Red, White & Royal Blue | Zahra: Where is she? Hello, hello? Little missy? Alex: Zahra, please. It's all chill. Zahra: It's all chill? You hook up with some rando the night before your mother's acceptance speech. You don't have her sign an NDA, of that I'm certain, and then you let her bring her phone in here, transmitting God knows what to God knows who. Alex: Trust me, she's not gonna do any of that. Zahra: Yeah, Alex, yeah. That is really chill. Henry (in the closet): Ow. (Zahra runs to open it...) Henry: Good morning.

Alex (to Henry): My father was 12 when my abuela brought him and his sister over from Mexico. You may not understand this, but in America, if you're an immigrant with a "Z" in your last name, there's not a lot of people in positions of power that look like you or sound like you. I've been given a chance to be someone in the world that my father didn't see when he was growing up.

Henry: Is there any part of you that... wishes you weren't the son of the president? Or that your family wasn't in politics?

Alex: I actually wish I could help more. It's gonna be a tough campaign.

Henry: You really do love it, don't you?

Alex: Yeah, I really do. To devote your life to helping others? To know that what you do has a meaningful impact on people's lives? I know it's my life's work.

Alex: I can't believe how wrong I was about you.

Henry: Most people are.

Alex: There's something I've been dying to ask you.

Henry: Which other famous boys have I shagged?

Alex: There's two things I've been dying to ask you.

Henry: All right, let's start with the first.

Alex: Do you have a last name?

Henry: Actually, I have several. The official family name is Hanover-Stuart. My father's surname was Fox. So my full name is Henry George Edward James Hanover-Stuart Fox.

Alex (whistles): And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful.

Henry: He is.

Henry: We just have to keep it very casual, of course.

Alex: Oh. Obviously. The press and all.

Henry: I just can't afford for you to fall in love with me.

Alex: Oh.

Henry: Okay, wait a minute. No, that's not what I meant when I...

Alex: Get over yourself, Your Majesty.

Henry: It's "Your Royal Highness." I don't know how many times I have to tell you that.

Alex: Just to... put it out there...

Henry: Yes?

Alex: I guess you could say I'm... bisexual. Yeah.

Henry: Noted. Ah. Just to put it out there, I am... as gay as a maypole. (Alex starts laughing) What?

Alex: I have no idea what a maypole is.

Henry: Maypole. Right.

Alex: Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?

Henry: Oh, oh, God, yes. Notorious. Notorious for it.

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