Mean Girls (2024) Quotes

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Cady Heron: Do you like gum?

Aaron Samuels: Sure.

Cady Heron: Oh, no, I don't have any. I was just...

Mrs. George: Oh, Regina! You're never gonna believe what I found in your closet this morning.

Regina George: Why were you in my closet?

Mrs. George: Because I'm doing that Japanese organizing thing where you take a little nap in the closet.

Mrs. George (to The Plastics): Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous!

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing about Regina):

♪ Don't be fooled by the pink

She is not playing dolls

She is stalking the halls

For the thrill of the kill

Every person in school

Is aware of her stare

When she tosses her hair

They go perfectly still ♪

Gretchen Wieners (to Cady): I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen's had sex with 11 people and I've never told anyone.

Aaron Samuels: Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb?

Cady Heron: No, I... I'm not trying to. It's just, uh, happening.

Aaron Samuels: Oh, okay, it's like that. All right, um, well... challenge accepted.

Regina George: So, we never really do this, but...

Gretchen Wieners: You're invited to eat lunch with us for the rest of the week.

Cady Heron: Oh. Um... That's okay.

Karen Shetty: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Cady Heron: I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya.

Regina George: Shut up. Shut up!

Cady Heron: I didn't say anything.

Regina George (singing):

♪ My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care

How you feel ♪

Regina George (singing):

♪ I'm the prettiest poison

You've ever seen

That filter you use

Looks just like me ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet.

Damian Hubbard: I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody.

Damian Hubbard: That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets.

Cady Heron: And who's at that table?

Damian Hubbard: Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard.

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