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(Simon comes home drunk from a costume party...)

Jack Spier: John Lennon was wearing a woman's sweater.

Emily Spier: Mm.

Jack Spier: And he's drunk.

Emily Spier: Definitely.

Jack Spier: So how do we feel about that?

Emily Spier: Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so...

Jack Spier: Good. That's what I thought we thought.

Emily Spier: Yeah, that's what we think, right?

Jack Spier: Yeah. We're good parents. Right?

Emily Spier: Yeah, we're good parents.

Nick Eisner: You're not into Abby, are you?

Simon Spier: No, no, no. I mean, it's not like I... She's cute... but she's just not really my type. Not because she's black. I love black women. Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, I just love all women.

Martin Addison: This is where the magic happens.

Simon Spier: Wow.

Martin Addison: Ooh. Correction. This is where the magic happens. (points to his sets of magic props) I've been dabbling in close-up illusions. Does Abby like magic?

Simon Spier: No. Martin, I don't think she does like magic. But, um, there's a really thin line between laughing with someone, and laughing at someone. And you are that line.

Bram Greenfeld: Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck on a Ferris wheel. One minute I'm on top of the world, and the next, I'm at rock bottom. Over and over, all day long. Because a lot of my life is great, but nobody knows I'm gay. Blue.

Emily Spier: You guys are so repressed.

Simon Spier: Don't therapize us, okay? We are not your patients. We're your family.

Emily Spier: That's true. If you were my patients, you'd be much more well-adjusted.

Jack Spier: Oh. Nice therapy burn, baby.

Emily Spier: Thank you.

Simon Spier (to a guy with a leaf blower): Hey! Morning! It's Simon! I live right here! I like your boots! Okay, bye!

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