Tony Stark: Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was AIM, right?
Tony Stark: I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your login.
Rhodey: It's the same as it's always been, WarMachine68.
Tony Stark: And password, please.
Rhodey: Well look, I got to change it every time you hack in, Tony.
Tony Stark: It's not the '80s, nobody says hack any more. Give me your login.
Rhodey: WAR MACHINE ROX with an X all caps. (Bad guys laugh, Tony laughs...) Yeah, ok.
Tony Stark: That is... so much better than Iron Patriot.
Harley Keener: You're welcome.
Tony Stark: For what? Did I miss something?
Harley Keener: Me, saving your life.
Tony Stark: Yeah. A, I saved you first. B, thanks. Sort of. And C, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz. Alright? Just play it cool. Otherwise you come off grandiose.
Harley Keener: Unlike you? Admit it, you need me. We're connected.
Harley Keener: You know what this crater reminds me of?
Tony Stark: No idea. I'm not... I don't care.
Harley Keener: That giant Wormhole... in... in New York. Does it remind you?
Tony Stark: That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.
Harley Keener: Are they coming back? The aliens?
Tony Stark: Maybe. Can you stop? Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue?
Harley Keener: Does this subject make you edgy?
Tony Stark: Yeah a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second?
Harley Keener: Are there bad guys in Rose Hill? Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? Do you have medication?
Tony Stark: No.
Harley Keener: Do you need to be on it?
Tony Stark: Probably.
Harley Keener: Do you have PTSD?
Tony Stark: I don't think so.
Harley Keener: Are you going completely mental? I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
Tony Stark: Remember when I said to stop doing that? I swear that you're gonna freak me out. Man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now? (runs away)
Harley Keener: What's that thing on your chest?
Tony Stark: It's an electromagnet. You should know, you got a box of them right here.
Harley Keener: What does it power?
(Tony steps away so he can see the Iron Man suit)
Harley Keener: Oh, my God. That... That's... Is that Iron Man?
Tony Stark: Technically, I am.
Harley Keener: Technically, you're dead. (hands him the paper)
Tony Stark: Valid point.
Harley Keener: What happened to him?
Tony Stark: Life. I built him. I take care of him. I'll fix him.
(Maya sees the giant rabbit plush)
Maya Hansen: Is... Is that normal?
Tony Stark: Yes, this is normal!
Pepper Potts: Sadly, that is very normal.
Tony Stark: It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
Pepper Potts: Calm down.
Tony Stark: I got this for you.
Pepper Potts: I'm aware of that.
Tony Stark: You still haven't even told me you liked it.
Pepper Potts: I don't like it.
Tony Stark: I asked you three... You don't like it.
Tony Stark (to journalists): My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward. So I've decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here. It's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me. And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address. 10880 Malibu Point. 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked.
Tony Stark: I'm a piping hot mess. It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything. Nothing's been the same since New York.
Pepper Potts: Oh, really? I didn't notice that at all.
Tony Stark: You experience things... and then they're over, and you still can't explain them.
Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can. The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in. Which is great. I love you. I'm lucky. But honey, I can't sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. I tinker. I... Threat is imminent. And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.
Pepper Potts: So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
Tony Stark: Yep. Damn it, no can do. You want to just... kiss it on the... The facial slit?
Pepper Potts: Well, why don't I run down to the garage and see if I can't find a crowbar to jimmy that thing open?
Tony Stark: Crowbar, yeah. Except there is been a... a radiation leak.
Pepper Potts: I'll take my chances.
Tony Stark: That's risky. At least let me get you like... a hazmat suit you can... A Geiger counter or something like that. (Pepper walks in on Tony controlling his suit from downstairs) Busted.
Pepper Potts: This is a new level of lame.
Pepper Potts: What the... What is that? You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Something like that. (We can see the "Mark 42" label on his suit) You know, everybody needs a hobby.
Pepper Potts: And you have to wear your hobby in the living room?
Tony Stark: Just breaking it in. You know, it's always a little, pinchy in the gooey bag at first so...
Pepper Potts: I am thrilled that you are now the Head of Security. Ok? It is the perfect position for you.
Happy Hogan: Thank you.
Pepper Potts: However.
Happy Hogan: I do appreciate it.
Pepper Potts: Since you've taken the post...
Happy Hogan: You don't have to thank me.
Pepper Potts: We've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%.
Happy Hogan: Thank you.
Pepper Potts: It's not a compliment.
Happy Hogan: It's not... It is a compliment. Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something.