Olaf: Bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here. It's really quite simple. It began with two sisters. One born with magical powers. One born powerless. Their love of snowman, infinite. "Anna! No, too high!" Blast! Oh! Mama, papa, help! Slam! Door shutting everywhere. Sisters torn apart. Well, at least they have their parents. Their parents are dead. "Oh, hi, I'm Anna, I'll marry a man I just met." Elsa's gonna blow! Snow! Snow! Aah, run! Magic pulses through my snowflakes. I live! Ice palace for one. Ice palace for one. "Get out Anna!" Pew! Pew! "My heart!"
Mattias: Oh, my goodness.
Olaf: Only an act of true love can save you. Here's a true love's kiss. "You're not worth it! Guess what? I'm the bad guy!"
Olaf: And Anna freezes to death. Forever.
Mattias: Oh, Anna!
Olaf: Then she unfreezes! Oh, and then Elsa woke up the magical spirits and we were forced out of our kingdom. Now our only hope is to find the truth about the past, but we don't have a clue how to do that, except Elsa's hearing voices, so we got that going for us. Any questions? I think they got it.
Anna: What's that think you say, Olaf?
Olaf: The thing... Oh! My theory about advancing technologies as both our savior and our doom?
Anna: No, not that one. The one about...
Olaf: The one about cucumbers?
Anna: No. The thing about water.
Olaf: Oh! Yeah. Water has memory. The water that makes up you and me has passed through at least four humans and/or animals before us. And remembers everything.
Kristoff: Remember our first trip like this, when I said you'd have to be crazy to want to marry a man you just met?
Anna: Wait, what? Crazy? You didn't say I was crazy. You think I'm crazy?
Kristoff: No. I did. You were. (Sven warns him with a growl) Not crazy. Clearly. (laughs nervously) Just naive. (Anna puckers her lips and moves away from Kristoff) Not naive. Just that... Just... New to love. Like... Like I was and when you're new, you're bound to get it wrong.
Anna: So you're saying I'm wrong for you.
Kristoff: What? No! No I'm not saying you're wrong or crazy, I'm saying that...
(Elsa wakes up hearing the mysterious voice again)
Elsa: Kristoff, stop, please.
Kristoff: Good idea.
Olaf: Who's into trivia? I am. Okay. Did you know that water has memory? True fact. It's disputed by many, but it's true. Did you know men are six times more likely to be struck by lightning? Did you know gorillas burp when they're happy? Did you know we blink four million times a day? Did you know wombats poop squares?
Kristoff: Did you know sleeping quietly on long journeys prevents insanity?
Olaf (laughs): Yeah, that's not true.
Kristoff: It is.
Anna: It's true.
Elsa: Definitely true.
Olaf: Well, that was unanimous. But I will look it up when we get home.