Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Quotes

Xenk Yendar: This I give you now trusting you will protect it with your very life. (gives Edgin the helmet)

Edgin Darvis: I will. (immediately hands it to Simon) Hold this.

Xenk Yendar: The bridge is protected by an ancient trap. We must not trigger the mechanism.

(Simon unconsciously rests his leg on the first step while listening to Xenk's long explanation. The whole bridge collapses...)

Simon Aumar: I may have trigger the mechanism. So... sorry.

Xenk Yendar: The higher the intelligence of the prey, the more likely they are to strike.

(Everyone tries to not move as the intellect devourers pass through, they do not react to them at all...)

Edgin Darvis: Oh, that's a little hurtful.

Simon Aumar: Sounds lovely.

Xenk Yendar: Quite the opposite.

Simon Aumar: I know. I was being ironic.

Xenk Yendar: I find irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it and most especially.

Holga Kilgore: You're not a lot of fun, are you?

Edgin Darvis: Just because that sentence is symmetrical, it doesn't make it not nonsense.

Doric: What is it exactly that you bring to this?

Edgin Darvis: I'm a planner. I make plans.

Doric: You've already made the plan, so...

Edgin Darvis: If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan.

Doric: So you make plans that fail?

Edgin Darvis: No.

Holga Kilgore: He also plays the lute.

Edgin Darvis: Not relevant.

Holga Kilgore: How do we pull that off?

Edgin Darvis: Uh...

Holga Kilgore: Figure it out over a drink?

Edgin Darvis: Probably best.

Forge Fitzwilliam (to Edgin): I don't wanna see you die. Which is why I'm gonna leave the room.

Forge Fitzwilliam: Never put your trust in a con man.