Korg: Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a d*ckhead again.
Korg: Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a d*ckhead.
Thor: I am sick of this. Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes! Go cry to your father, you little weasel!
Korg: Thank you, Thor.
Thor: Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg: Thank you very much. I will.
(Tony gives Steve his shield back...)
Steve Rogers: Tony, I don't know...
Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly, I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.
Steve Rogers: Thank you, Tony.
Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.
(Tony figures out how to travel in time...)
Tony Stark: Sh*t!
Morgan Stark: Sh*t!
Tony Stark: What are you doing up, little miss?
Morgan Stark: Sh*t.
Tony Stark: Nope. We don't say that. Only Mommy says that word. She coined it. It belongs to her.
Morgan Stark: Why are you up?
Tony Stark: 'Cause I got some important sh*t going on here! Why do you think? No, I got something on my mind. I got something on my mind.
Morgan Stark: Was it juice pops?
Tony Stark: Sure was. That's extortion. That's a word. What kind you want? Great minds think alike. Juice Pops exactly was on my mind.
Steve Rogers: Wait, are you talking about a time machine?
Scott Lang: No. No, of course not. No, not a time machine. This is more like a... Yeah. Like a time machine. I know, it's crazy. It's crazy. But I can't stop thinking about it. There's gotta be... some way... It's crazy.
Natasha Romanoff: Scott. I get emails from a raccoon... so nothing sounds crazy anymore.