Avengers: Endgame (2019) Quotes

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Korg: Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a d*ckhead again.

Thor: Noobmaster.

Korg: Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a d*ckhead.

Thor: I am sick of this. Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes! Go cry to your father, you little weasel!

Korg: Thank you, Thor.

Thor: Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

Korg: Thank you very much. I will.

(Tony gives Steve his shield back...)

Steve Rogers: Tony, I don't know...

Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly, I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.

Steve Rogers: Thank you, Tony.

Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.

Scott Lang: Somebody peed my pants. But I don't know if it was "baby" me or "old" me. Or, just "me" me.

Bruce Banner: Time travel! What? I... I see this as an absolute win.

(Later...)

Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess, he turned into a baby.

Steve Rogers: Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

Tony Stark: It's the EPR paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might've wound up pushing time through Lang.

(Tony figures out how to travel in time...)

Tony Stark: Sh*t!

Morgan Stark: Sh*t!

Tony Stark: What are you doing up, little miss?

Morgan Stark: Sh*t.

Tony Stark: Nope. We don't say that. Only Mommy says that word. She coined it. It belongs to her.

Morgan Stark: Why are you up?

Tony Stark: 'Cause I got some important sh*t going on here! Why do you think? No, I got something on my mind. I got something on my mind.

Morgan Stark: Was it juice pops?

Tony Stark: Sure was. That's extortion. That's a word. What kind you want? Great minds think alike. Juice Pops exactly was on my mind.

Bruce Banner: For years, I've been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease... something to get rid of. But then, I started looking at him as the cure. Eighteen months in the gamma lab. I put the brains and the brawn together... and now, look at me. Best of both worlds.

Steve Rogers: Wait, are you talking about a time machine?

Scott Lang: No. No, of course not. No, not a time machine. This is more like a... Yeah. Like a time machine. I know, it's crazy. It's crazy. But I can't stop thinking about it. There's gotta be... some way... It's crazy.

Natasha Romanoff: Scott. I get emails from a raccoon... so nothing sounds crazy anymore.

Natasha Romanoff: I used to have nothing. And then I got this. This job. This family. And I was... I was better because of it. And even though they're gone... I'm still trying to be better.

Steve Rogers: You did the hardest part. You took the jump. You didn't know where you were gonna come down. And that's it. That's those little brave baby steps we gotta take... to try and become whole again, to try and find purpose.

Thanos: I am inevitable.

(Thor cuts off his head)

Rocket: What? What did you do?

Thor: I went for the head.

Rocket: Who here hasn't been to space? (Natasha, Rhodey and Steve raise their hands) You better not throw up on my ship.

Rhodey: Look, he's still got the stones, so...

Carol Danvers: So, let's get 'em. Use them to bring everyone back.

Bruce Banner: Just like that?

Steve Rogers: Yeah. Just like that.

Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this... I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try.

Bruce Banner: If we do this, how do we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before?

Carol Danvers: Because before you didn't have me.

Rhodey: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?

Carol Danvers: There are a lot of other planets in the universe. And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.

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