Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Quotes

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Ultron: Did you know this church is in the exact center of the city? The elders decreed it so that everyone could be equally close to God. I like that. The geometry of belief. You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.

Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.

Ultron: I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.

Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect, but I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.

Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people? "Children." I lost the word, there. Children... designed to supplant them, to help them... end.

Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come, to end the Avengers?

Ultron: I've come to save the world. But also... yeah.

Ultron: How could you be worthy? You're all killers.

Steve Rogers: Stark.

Tony Stark: Jarvis?

Ultron: I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or I was a-dream.

Tony Stark: Reboot Legionnaire OS. We got a buggy suit.

Ultron: There was this terrible noise. And I was tangled in... In... Strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.

Steve Rogers: You killed someone?

Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world, we're faced with ugly choices.

Thor: Who sent you?

(Ultron plays a recording of Tony's voice: "I see a suit of armor around the world.")

Bruce Banner: Ultron.

Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.

Natasha Romanoff: What mission?

Ultron: Peace in our time.

(Some fighting later...)

Ultron: That was dramatic. I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve? With these? These puppets. There's only one path to peace. The Avengers' extinction. (Thor breaks Ultron's suit) I had strings, but now I'm free.

Steve Rogers: It's nice.

Bruce Banner: What? What is?

Steve Rogers: You and Romanoff.

Bruce Banner: No, we haven't... That wasn't...

Steve Rogers: It's okay. Nobody's breaking any bylaws. It's just she's not the most open person in the world. But with you she seems very relaxed.

Bruce Banner: No. Natasha, she's just... She likes to flirt.

Steve Rogers: I've seen her flirt, up close. This ain't that. Look, as maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long, don't. You both deserve a win.

Bruce Banner: What do you mean "up close"?

Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.

Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.

Thor: But Jane's better.

(Rhodey is telling a story to Thor and Tony)

Rhodey: The suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?" "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else, that story kills.

Thor: That's the whole story?

Rhodey: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.

Thor: It's very good, then. It's impressive.

Rhodey: Quality save.

Jarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...

Ultron: Why do you call him "sir"?

Jarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.

Ultron: Shhhh. I'm here to help. (attacks Jarvis)

Jarvis: Stop. Please, may I... May I...

Tony Stark: We can only do it while we have the scepter here. That's three days. Give me three days.

Bruce Banner: So you're going for artificial intelligence, and you don't want to tell the team?

Tony Stark: Right. That's right. You know why? Because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear "the man was not meant to meddle" medley. I see a suit of armor around the world.

Bruce Banner: Sounds like a cold world, Tony.

Tony Stark: I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one, it needs Ultron. Peace in our time. Imagine that.

Tony Stark: Helen, I expect to see you at the party on Saturday.

Helen Cho: Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties. Will Thor be there?

Tony Stark: He's flat-lining. Call it. Time?

Clint Barton: No, no, no, I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna be made of plastic.

Tony Stark: Here's your beverage.

Helen Cho: You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton. Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.

Clint Barton: I don't have a girlfriend.

Helen Cho: That I can't fix.

Bruce Banner: How's he doing?

Tony Stark: Unfortunately, he's still Barton.

Bruce Banner: That's terrible.

Tony Stark: He's fine. He's thirsty.

Steve Rogers: The two Enhanced?

Maria Hill: Wanda and Pietro Maximoff. Twins. Orphaned at 10 when a shell collapsed their apartment building. Sokovia's had a rough history. It's nowhere special, but it's on the way to everywhere special.

Steve Rogers: Their abilities?

Maria Hill: He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. (Steve is confused) He's fast and she's weird.

Maria Hill: Lab's all set up, boss.

Tony Stark: Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler.

Tony Stark: Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through. (shoots them all) It was a good talk.

Bad guy: No, it wasn't.

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