Varys Quotes

Tyrion Lannister: If I lost my c*ck, I'd drink all the time. Meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes.

Varys: I do not make dwarf jokes.

Tyrion Lannister: You think them.

Tyrion Lannister: We'll be fine. We're dressed like common merchants.

Varys: You walk like a rich person.

Tyrion Lannister: You've spent a lot of time studying the way rich people walk?

Varys: You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy.

Tyrion Lannister: I liked it. Power... even as a servant.

Varys: People follow leaders and they will never follow us. They find us repulsive.

Tyrion Lannister: I find us repulsive.

Varys: And we find them... repulsive, which is why we surround ourselves with large comfortable boxes to keep them away. And yet... no matter what we do... people like you and me are never really satisfied inside the box. Not for long.

Tyrion Lannister: And what do you hope to find at the end of the road to Meereen?

Varys: I told you. A ruler.

Tyrion Lannister: We've already got a ruler. Everywhere has already got a ruler. Every pile of sh*t on the side of every road has someone's banner hanging from it.

Varys: You are quite good, do you know? At ruling. During your brief tenure as Hand.

Tyrion Lannister: I didn't rule, I was a servant.

Varys: Still, a man of talent.

Tyrion Lannister: Managed to kill a lot of people?

Varys: Yes, but you showed great promise in other areas as well.

Varys: You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion.

Tyrion Lannister: Compassion? Yes. I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow.

Varys: I never said you were perfect.

Tyrion Lannister: Eunuch, the Spider, the Master of Whisperers.

Varys: Imp, Half-man. There are faster ways to kill yourself.

Tyrion Lannister: Not for a coward.

Varys: You are many things, my friend, but not a coward.

Tyrion Lannister: You once said that without me, this city would have faced certain defeat. You said the histories would never mention me, but you would not forget. Have you forgotten, Lord Varys?

Varys: Sadly, my lord, I never forget a thing.