Theon Greyjoy: But the things I've done...
Jon Snow: It's not my place to forgive you for all of it. But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy... and you're a Stark.
Theon Greyjoy: When I was Ramsay's prisoner, Yara tried to save me. She's the only one who tried to save me. She needs me now.
Jon Snow: So, why are you still talking to me?
Tyrion Lannister: I think we ought to begin with larger concerns.
Euron Greyjoy: Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here.
Tyrion Lannister: Do you remember when we discussed dwarf jokes?
Theon Greyjoy: His wasn't even good.
Tyrion Lannister: He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it.
Theon Greyjoy (about Yara): I couldn't save her. I tried.
Ironborn soldier: You wouldn't be here if you tried.
Theon Greyjoy: I am Theon Greyjoy... last living son of Balon Greyjoy. And she is your rightful ruler. Those of you that have sailed under her, and there are many of you here, you know what she is. She is a reaver. She is a warrior. She is ironborn! We will find no better leader. This is our queen.
Theon Greyjoy (speech to his men): You hear that? That's the mating call of the Northmen. They want to fuck us. Well, I haven't had a good fuck in weeks. I'm ready for one. They say every Ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. You think they're right? We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from 100 wounds with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts, but our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman, and child will know who we were and how long we stood. Aggar and Gelmarr; Wex and Urzen; Stygg and Black Lorren... Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle. Mothers will name their sons for us. Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them. And whoever kills that fucking horn-blower will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die!
(One of the ironborns knocks out Theon)
Ironborn warrior: Thought he'd never shut up.
Ironborn warrior2: It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.
Theon Greyjoy: Any last words, old man?
Rodrik Cassel: Gods help you, Theon Greyjoy. Now you are truly lost.
Theon Greyjoy: She can't lead an attack!
Balon Greyjoy: And why not?
Theon Greyjoy: You're a woman!
Yara Greyjoy: You're the one in skirts.
Bran Stark: The Iron Islands. Sigil: A Kraken. Words: We do not sow.
Maester Luwin: Lords?
Bran Stark: The Greyjoys.
Theon Greyjoy: Famed for their skills at archery, navigation and lovemaking.
Maester Luwin: And failed rebellions.