10+ Best 'Talos' Quotes from the Marvel Universe

Talos: You in position?

Nick Fury: Worry about your own damn self.

Talos: Do me a favor, Fury. Don't ever change.

10.7.2023 Do me a favor, Fury. Don’t ever change.

(After Talos's long monologue in the car...)

Talos: What'd you stop for?

Nick Fury: We're here.

Talos: At Bob's?

Nick Fury: Yeah, Bob. Remember Bob? The guy that'll launch a nuclear attack?

Talos: All right, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that.

Nick Fury: No, that's'cause you were too busy riding the "we did that" wave. You got any more abuse you wanna hurl my way? Or are you ready to go in here and take care of Bob? And then I get to say, "We did that."

Talos: We can do that.

10.7.2023 You were too busy riding the “we did that” wave.

Talos (to Fury): You didn't start ascending the ranks until me and 19 of my people signed on as your invisible spy network. You know, we fed you more dirt and intel than you could've uncovered on your own in a lifetime, so please. I mean, every time you were promoted inside S.H.I.E.L.D., we did that. Every terror attack you prevented, we did that. Every enemy you sabotaged and ally you leveraged with dirt no one else in the world had access to, we did that. You're a smart and capable guy, Fury. Nobody questions that. But you've gotta admit, your life got a hell of a lot more charmed once I came into it. And do you know something? I don't even need to hear a bloody thank you from you. It was my pleasure, mate. Least you can do is not rewrite history when the guy who helped write it with you the first time is sitting right next to you.

10.7.2023 Every terror attack you prevented, we did that.

Nick Fury: I got a lead on a rebel Skrull that's high up in the U.S. government, and he's in London right now.

Talos: And?

Nick Fury: And?

Talos: Yeah, and what can I do for you? How can I help you, my friend?

Nick Fury: I just told you.

Talos: No, you told me that you've got a line on a Skrull that's up in the U.S. government and... That it's understood that you think that implies that I should just sort of leap up and take this opportunity to just help you, like that. Those days are gone, so I'm gonna need you to, you know, use your words. Say the words.

Nick Fury: Say what words?

Talos: "Help me, Talos, 'cause I'm useless without you."

Nick Fury: Help me, Talos, 'cause I am useless without you.

10.7.2023 Help me, Talos, ’cause I am useless without you.

Talos: You're gonna take our people to the edge of extinction with the war with the humans.

Gravik: All these miscreants know is murder. Look how they treat each other. That's what's gonna happen. We're gonna murder them all.

Talos: You don't understand the first thing about humans. They're at their most formidable when they're threatened by a common foe.

10.7.2023 Most formidable when they’re threatened by a common foe.

(Gravik and Talos meet in the museum, talking next to the painting 'Statesmen of World War I.')

Gravik: You know, the difference between statesmen and soldiers. You see,'cause one lot spends the war posing for pictures, while the other does all the killing and the dying. I mean, look at the fat smug smile on his face. You ask me, Talos, choice between having my story told in ink and oil paint or having it written in blood, I choose blood all day long.

Talos: Yours and everyone else's. Huh?

Gravik: Yeah.

Talos (mockingly): Brave.

10.7.2023 I choose blood. – Yours and everyone else’s. Huh?

Talos: My hope... My hope is that with your help... Skrulls and humans can coexist, here on Earth.

Nick Fury: Human can't coexist with each other! You've been here long enough to know that! We've been at war with each other since we could walk upright! There is not enough room or tolerance on this planet for another species! Matter of fact, neither is this train compartment. I think this is your stop.

10.7.2023 Human can’t coexist with each other!

Russian soldier: We are looking for this individual. A Black American. Have you seen anyone fitting this description? (shows a photo of Fury)

Talos (disguised as Russian woman): A Black American. On the Moscow to Warsaw train? It would be likelier to encounter aliens.

10.7.2023 A Black American? It would be likelier to encounter aliens.

Nick Fury: Not bad for a 136-year-old.

Talos: Well, you know, I'm not even 40 in human years. I haven't even gone on my midlife crisis shopping spree yet. Hey. What'd you get for yours?

Nick Fury: The Avengers.

10.7.2023 Midlife crisis… What’d you get for yours? – The Avengers.

Talos (about Sonya): She's cheeky.

Nick Fury: Yeah, 'till she sees an ugly-a$$ Skrull like you. Then she goes into hunting mode.

Talos: I'm considered good-looking amongst my kind.

Nick Fury: I know a bunch of good-looking Skrull. And you ain't one of them.

10.7.2023 I’m considered good-looking amongst my kind.

Nick Fury: Stark left these for you.

Peter Parker: Really?

Nick Fury: "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.

6.10.2019 Wouldn’t get that because it’s not a Star Wars reference.

Nick Fury (to Goose): That was a close call, huh, Goosey? Huh? The bad guy's still in there somewhere... (Flerken lashes out) Oh! Mother Flerken!

Maria Rambeau: You okay?

Nick Fury: Yeah. It's just a scratch.

Talos: No...

17.4.2019 6.10.2019 It’s just a scratch. – No…

Nick Fury: Can you turn into a cat?

Talos: What's a cat?

Maria Rambeau: What about a filing cabinet?

Talos: Why would I turn into a filing cabinet...?

Nick Fury: A venus fly trap. I'll give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap.

17.4.2019 6.10.2019 Why would I turn into a filing cabinet…?

Talos: Oh, my God! Get that thing away! How'd that get in here?

Carol Danvers: The cat? This isn't what you're afraid of, is it?

Talos: That's not a cat. That's a Flerken.

17.4.2019 6.10.2019 That’s not a cat. That’s a Flerken.

Maria Rambeau: Call me young lady again, and I'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.

Talos: Am I supposed to guess, where that is?

Fury and Carol: Your ass.

17.4.2019 6.10.2019 Am I supposed to guess, where that is?

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