Nick Fury: Stark left these for you.
Peter Parker: Really?
Nick Fury: "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
Nick Fury (to Goose): That was a close call, huh, Goosey? Huh? The bad guy's still in there somewhere... (Flerken lashes out) Oh! Mother Flerken!
Maria Rambeau: You okay?
Nick Fury: Yeah. It's just a scratch.
Nick Fury: Can you turn into a cat?
Talos: What's a cat?
Maria Rambeau: What about a filing cabinet?
Talos: Why would I turn into a filing cabinet...?
Nick Fury: A venus fly trap. I'll give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap.
Talos: Oh, my God! Get that thing away! How'd that get in here?
Carol Danvers: The cat? This isn't what you're afraid of, is it?
Talos: That's not a cat. That's a Flerken.
Maria Rambeau: Call me young lady again, and I'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.
Talos: Am I supposed to guess, where that is?
Fury and Carol: Your ass.