Simon Lewis Quotes

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Elaine Lewis: You hurt her again and it will be the last thing you ever do, I swear to God! You stay away from her! You stay away from this family! I swear to God, I will kill you!

Simon Lewis: Mom...

Elaine Lewis: YOU ARE NOT MY SON! You're a monster. GET OUT! GET OUT!

Simon Lewis: Everyone kind of hates me at the moment.

Jace Herondale: Popular as always, I see. What happened?

Simon Lewis: It's a long story. The Seelie Queen did some plant magic on my forehead, and now there's this mark there that blasts anyone who tries to hurt me.

Jace Herondale: So, you're saying as much as I'd like to, I probably shouldn't deck you right now?

Simon Lewis: Unless a full body cast is your idea of a good time, I'd say no. But, you know what? One for good measure?

Maia Roberts: Simon, about the tattoo...

Simon Lewis: Look, you don't have to apologize.

Maia Roberts: I wasn't going to. I was single at the time.

Simon Lewis: I know, and I just assume that pretty much everyone's slept with Jace at this point. It's only a matter of time before I sleep with him myself, I guess.

Maia Roberts: I don't know that I'd want my whole body covered in tattoos.

Jace Herondale: Says the girl with the butterfly tattoo.

Clary Fairchild: Butterfly tattoo?

Simon Lewis: How do you know about that? It's pretty well hidden.

Clary Fairchild: You saw it after one of her transformations? Or...

Jace Herondale: Not exactly. No.

Maia Roberts: Yeah...

Jace Herondale: Oh, ketchup on fish? That's disgusting.

Simon Lewis: It is not ketchup.

Jace Herondale (to Clary): That's more disgusting. Right?

Simon Lewis: It's gotta go down some way, chief.

Simon Lewis: Clary hates crab.

Jace Herondale: Thank you.

Simon Lewis: Lobster, shrimp... crawfish.

Clary Fairchild: That is not true. I'm OK as long as there's no... shells or claws involved.

Jace Herondale: Got it. Um... OK, then. The flatbread?

Simon Lewis (whispers): Burrata salad.

Jace Herondale: Burrata salad? Let's do a burrata salad.

Clary Fairchild: My favourite.

Maia Roberts: Now you're just stealing moves from Indiana Jones.

Simon Lewis: Well, I did learn from the best.

Maia Roberts: What did she want with you? (she = Seelie Queen)

Simon Lewis: I'm not sure, really. But I need you to know, the only reason I did it was because I couldn't live knowing you were in danger.

Maia Roberts: Simon, you brave, stupid idiot.

Simon Lewis (to Seelie Queen): Why are you gonna hurt me? I've done everything you asked. I'm a good guy. I sang you a song about nature!

Seelie Queen: I knew you were a man of your word.

Simon Lewis: For better or for worse.

Seelie Queen: We are going to have so much fun together.

Seelie Queen: You've refused me twice now. No one, in my very long life, has ever dared do such a thing.

Simon Lewis: Well... Considering you're trying to get vampires, werewolves and warlocks to play nice... you might wanna get used to some rejection.

Seelie Queen: So long as you're at my side when the wind changes, not a single hair on that perfect head of yours will be tousled.

Simon Lewis: You don't want things to end well, do you? You want war.

Seelie Queen: I want change... and you, Daylighter.

Simon Lewis: You were a child, and now you're... confusing.

Seelie Queen: Different outfits for different occasions.

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