Ron Weasley Quotes

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Ron Weasley: Hang on. That's not possible. Ancient Runes is in the same time as Divination. You have to be in two classes at once.

Hermione Granger: Don't be silly. How could anyone be in two classes at once? "Broaden your minds. Use your Inner Eye to see the future."

(Harry found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets...)

Gilderoy Lockhart: Excellent, Harry. Good work. Well, then, I'll just be... There's no need for me to stay.

Harry Potter: Yes, there is. You first.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Now, boys, what good will it do?

Ron Weasley: Better you than us.

Gilderoy Lockhart: But... Obviously, yes. Sure you don't want to test it first?

(Ron pushes him...)

Harry Potter: Professor, we have some information for you. Are you going somewhere?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well, yes. Urgent call. Unavoidable. Got to go.

Ron Weasley: What about my sister?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well... As to that, most unfortunate. No one regrets more than I.

Ron Weasley: You're the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. You can't go now.

Gilderoy Lockhart: I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description about...

Harry Potter: You're running away? After all you did in your books?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Books can be misleading.

Harry Potter: You wrote them.

Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy, use your common sense. My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think I'd done those things.

Harry Potter: You're a fraud. You've been taking credit for what other wizards have done.

Ron Weasley: Is there anything you can do?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Yes, now you mention it. I'm rather gifted with Memory Charms. Otherwise, all those wizards would have gone blabbing. I'd never have sold another book. In fact, I'm going to have to do the same to you.

Harry Potter: You heard what Hagrid said. "Follow the spiders."

Ron Weasley: They're heading to the Dark Forest. Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Moaning Myrtle: Here I am, minding my own business... and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.

Ron Weasley: But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it'll just go right through you.

Moaning Myrtle: Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't feel it. Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!

Harry Potter: But who threw it at you, anyway?

Moaning Myrtle: I don't know. I didn't see them. I was just sitting in the U-bend, thinking about death... and it fell through the top of my head.

Hermione Granger: Professor... I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.

Minerva McGonagall: Very well. You all know, of course... that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago... by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff... Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin. Now, three of the founders coexisted quite harmoniously. One did not.

Ron Weasley (to Harry): Three guesses who.

Minerva McGonagall: Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective... about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all-magic families. In other words, pure-bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now, according to legend... Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle... known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though, shortly before departing, he sealed it... until that time when his own true Heir returned to the school. The Heir alone... would be able to open the Chamber... and unleash the horror within, and by so doing... purge the school of all those who... in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic.

Hermione Granger: Muggle-borns.

Minerva McGonagall: Well. Naturally, the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.

Hermione Granger: Professor? What exactly does legend tell us lies within the Chamber?

Minerva McGonagall: The Chamber is said to be home to something... that only the Heir of Slytherin can control. It is said to be the home... of a monster.

Rubeus Hagrid: Who was Ron trying to curse, anyway?

Harry Potter: Malfoy. He called Hermione... Well, I don't know exactly what it means.

Hermione Granger: He called me a Mudblood.

Rubeus Hagrid: He did not.

Harry Potter: What's a Mudblood?

Hermione Granger: It means "dirty blood." Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who's Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.

Rubeus Hagrid: See, the thing is, Harry, there are some wizards, like the Malfoy family... who think they're better than everyone else because they're pure-blood.

Harry Potter: That's horrible.

Ron Weasley: It's disgusting.

Rubeus Hagrid: And it's codswallop to boot. Dirty blood. Why, there isn't a wizard alive today that's not half-blood or less. More to the point, they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do. Come here. Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute.

Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.

Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood.

Ron Weasley: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy. Eat slugs!

Hermione Granger: You okay, Ron? Say something.

(Ron throws up slugs, Colin takes a photo)

Colin Creevey: Wow! Can you turn him around, Harry?

Gilderoy Lockhart: I'll ask you three to just nip the rest of them back into their cage.

Ron Weasley: What do we do now?

Hermione Granger: Immobulus! (immobilizes the pixies and Neville with them)

Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?

Ron Weasley: My wand. Look at my wand.

Harry Potter: Be thankful it's not your neck.

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