Rajesh Koothrappali Quotes

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I can’t believe Penny doesn’t want to head up my sales team.

Rajesh Koothrappali: That’s too bad. But it’s her decision, not yours.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Do you hear how dumb you sound?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Why does this matter to you so much?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Because I believe in her, and I make people better. It’s what I do.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Against their will?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: It’s no fun if they want to. That’s just called watching. Look at Howard. He was a disaster when I met him. Now he’s a foxy astronaut with a hot wife.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Wait, he always wanted to be an astronaut.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: He thinks that, too. That’s how good I am.

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Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn’t even know we did it!

Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.

Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?

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Rajesh Koothrappali: You can’t just fund your own project.

Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, it turns out I can, and I did.

Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. What about not wanting everybody to be mad at you?

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I realized that, no matter what decision I made, people were gonna be mad at me. And this way, I get a laser.

Sheldon Cooper: That is the most selfish thing you’ve ever done. I’m proud of you.

Leonard Hofstadter: And I don’t care.

Sheldon Cooper: Yes, you do.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I do.

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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x07 | Rajesh Koothrappali: You can't just fund your own project. Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, it turns out I can, and I did. Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. What about not wanting everybody to be mad at you? Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I realized that, no matter what decision I made, people were gonna be mad at me. And this way, I get a laser. Sheldon Cooper: That is the most selfish thing you've ever done. I'm proud of you. Leonard Hofstadter: And I don't care. Sheldon Cooper: Yes, you do. Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I do.

Howard Wolowitz: Do you see anything that could help us locate her?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hmm, let me have a look.

Howard Wolowitz: She’s got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. It’s not annoying at all.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Oh. There. Right there. Check out the pin on her jacket. Isn’t that from the comic book store?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in.

Howard Wolowitz: Oh. Fine. Zooming in. (brings the laptop closer to his eyes)

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, I know you’re being a jerk, but it’s actually helpful.

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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x19 - Howard Wolowitz: Do you see anything that could help us locate her? Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hmm, let me have a look. Howard Wolowitz: She's got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. It's not annoying at all. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Oh. There. Right there. Check out the pin on her jacket. Isn't that from the comic book store? Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in. Howard Wolowitz: Oh. Fine. Zooming in. (brings the laptop closer to his eyes) Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, I know you're being a jerk, but it's actually helpful.

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