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Luther Hargreeves: You think you're better than us. You always have. Even when we were kids. But the truth is, you're just as messed up as the rest of us. We're all you have. And you know it.

Number Five: I don't think that I'm better than you, Number One. I know I am. I've done unimaginable things, things you couldn't even comprehend.

Luther Hargreeves: Right.

Number Five: Just to get back here and save you all.

Luther Hargreeves: I need you to come back to the academy, all right? It's important.

Number Five: "It's important?" You have no concept of what's important.

Klaus Hargreeves: Hey! Did I ever tell you guys about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding? (laughs) It was so painful.

Number Five: I'm done funding your drug habit.

Klaus Hargreeves: Come on! You don't... Maybe I just wanna hang out with my brother. (to Ben): Not you. Mi hermano! I love you! Even if you can't love yourself!

Quote from The Umbrella Academy 1x03 | Klaus Hargreeves: You know there are easier ways out of the house, buddy? Number Five: This one involved the least amount of talking. Or so I thought.

Klaus Hargreeves: I just gotta go into this place and pretend to be your dear old dad, correct?

Number Five: Yeah. Something like that.

Klaus Hargreeves: What's our cover story?

Number Five: What? What are you talking about?

Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, was I really young when I had you? Like, 16? Like, young and... terribly misguided?

Number Five: Sure.

Klaus Hargreeves: Your mother, that sl*t. Whoever she was. We met at... the disco. Okay? Remember that. Oh, my God, the sex was amazing.

Number Five: What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain.

Klaus Hargreeves: Don't make me put you in time-out.

Number Five: When I jumped forward and got stuck in the future, do you know what I found?

Vanya Hargreeves: No.

Number Five: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive. I never figured out what killed the human race, but... I did find something else. The date it happens. The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.

Luther Hargreeves: How long were you there?

Number Five: Forty-five years. Give or take.

Luther Hargreeves: So what are you saying? That you're 58?

Number Five: No, my consciousness is 58. Apparently, my body is now 13 again.

Vanya Hargreeves: Wait, how does that even work?

Number Five: Delores kept saying the equations were off. Eh. Bet she's laughing now.

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