Mark Naird Quotes

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Chan Kaifang: This launched two months ago. On board: assault rifles, ten. Assault rifles?

Adrian Mallory: This was not a scientifically useful mission, guys. I kept it from you.

Mark Naird: It was a very successful mission, ordered by POTUS himself, which proved that assault rifles will work in the vacuum of space.

Adrian Mallory: Which was never in doubt. But now the Manchester Arms Company can advertise the R-9 as the official Space Force gun for committing mass shootings on the moon.

Mark Naird: Our country, the oldest democracy in the world, put a man on the moon. It was perhaps our greatest moment up until that point. Alongside the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and, of course, the Miracle on Ice.

Mark Naird: Brad... no interruptions for five minutes.


Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama

Key Largo, Montego

Baby why don't we go


Off the Florida Keys

There's a place called Kokomo

That's where you wanna go

To get away from it all

Bodies in the sand

Tropical drink melting in your hand

We'll be falling in love

To the rhythm of a steel drum band

Down in Kokomo

Erin Naird: Well, I'm going with or without you, and I guess if I have no money, I'll just be totally reliant on Bobby. Have to do whatever Bobby says.

Mark Naird: Don't play that game with me, Erin. It's not going to work. (whispers): I'll talk it over with Mommy.

Erin Naird: Thank you, General.

Bert Mellows: Are you running?

Mark Naird: No. Keep up.

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