10 Best 'Maria Hill' Quotes from the Marvel Universe

Maria Hill: You're not ready for this, Fury. There's a very real threat out there. You were never the same after The Blip. You always told me there is no shame in walking away when the steps are uncertain. So check your footing. Otherwise someone's gonna get hurt.

Maria Hill: Making friends with the locals? (Fury bought drinks for guys in the Russian bar)

Nick Fury: How do you think we kept the Cold War from going hot? Spooks like me buying shots.

Maria Hill: You can't say that.

Nick Fury: No. You can't say that.

FBI: Drop your weapon!

Maria Hill: Three minutes and 20 seconds. Really? If you were my agents, it wouldn't be for long.

Quote from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1x01 | Grant Ward: Why was I pulled out of Paris? Maria Hill: That, you'll have to ask agent Coulson. Grant Ward: Yeah. I'm clearance level six. I know that... Agent Coulson was killed in action before the battle of New York. Got the full report. Phil Coulson: Welcome to level seven. Sorry... that corner was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.

Quote from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1x01 | Maria Hill: What does "S.H.I.E.L.D." stand for, agent Ward? Grant Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. Maria Hill: And what does that mean to you? Grant Ward: It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out "SHIELD."

Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.

Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.

Thor: But Jane's better.

Steve Rogers: The two Enhanced?

Maria Hill: Wanda and Pietro Maximoff. Twins. Orphaned at 10 when a shell collapsed their apartment building. Sokovia's had a rough history. It's nowhere special, but it's on the way to everywhere special.

Steve Rogers: Their abilities?

Maria Hill: He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. (Steve is confused) He's fast and she's weird.

Maria Hill: Lab's all set up, boss.

Tony Stark: Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler.

Quote from The Avengers (2012) - Tony Stark: The only major component he still needs is a power source of high-energy density. Something to kick-start the Cube. Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? Tony Stark: Last night.

Tony Stark: Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails. That man is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. (covers one of his eyes) How does Fury even see these?

Maria Hill: He turns.

Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.

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