Simon Lewis: And all I wanted to do tonight was prove to myself that I’m not…
Maia Roberts: In love with your best friend?
Simon Lewis: Not where I thought this was going.
Maia Roberts: But it’s the truth, right? You’re in love with Clary.
Simon Lewis: How do you know?
Maia Roberts: I have superior instincts for these sort of things, and… I also have ears of a wolf. I hear everything.
Simon Lewis: I was holed up at home with… with nothing to feed on. No food. And we’ve been having, like, a… a rodent problem lately.
Maia Roberts: You didn’t.
Simon Lewis: Oh, yeah. I did. My mom walked in on me just sucking the blood out of a rat.
Maia Roberts: That’s so vile.
Simon Lewis: Munching down.
Maia Roberts: Yuck, but it could be worse. You could’ve been sucking on a rat naked.