Lucifer Morningstar Quotes

Lucifer Morningstar: This was much easier in The DVC.

Marcus Pierce: DVC?

Lucifer Morningstar: My research text. Also a movie. By the way, Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Also a movie. Not as helpful, though.

Marcus Pierce: Your research was watching The Da Vinci Code?

Lucifer Morningstar: And the sequels.

Lucifer Morningstar: Actually, it's not Ecstasy. It's more sort of a homebrew Adderall. It's very smooth.

Marcus Pierce (to Chloe): Did your partner just admit to snorting evidence?

Lucifer Morningstar: The only thing I admit to is being very focused on this case.

Lucifer Morningstar: So if I cut you exactly in half, would there be two Pierces?

Marcus Pierce: No. Only one side would heal. You see, I call it the, the "master molecule" theory.

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.

Marcus Pierce: I have tried everything. Even jumped into a volcano once.

Lucifer Morningstar: What, you survived molten lava?

Marcus Pierce: Yeah, it was a rough six months. Just, whatever I do, I just... regrow.

Lucifer Morningstar: Huh, like a blue-eyed, square-jawed tapeworm.

Lucifer Morningstar: You can't die, I know. But I promise you, if you stay, I will find a way to end your infinite misery, if it's the last thing I do.

Marcus Pierce: What makes you think you can do that?

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, you may have crossed paths with God, but you've certainly never made a deal with the Devil before, now, have you? What say we change that?

Marcus Pierce: What do I have to lose?

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, hopefully, your life.

Lucifer Morningstar: What is it that you desire?

Marcus Pierce: I want... to die.