Lip Gallagher Quotes

Fiona Gallagher: Carl, we’re serious. The stakes are really, really high. We love you, and we need you in this family. In this house. You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people.

Carl Gallagher: Well, how else do I make them cry?

Lip Gallagher: Gossip and slander.

Steve: You know, when I get really angry, I usually just count to ten.

Lip Gallagher: Hey, little man, tell you what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna get you some pads and some skates. Get you out on the ice. You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah. You can come to karate with me. Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee’s leg? It took three pins to put it back together, huh?

Debbie Gallagher: You can’t beat karate when it comes to regulated, sanctioned violence for children.

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Quote from Shameless 1x06 | Fiona Gallagher: Carl, we're serious. The stakes are really, really high. We love you, and we need you in this family. In this house. You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people. Carl Gallagher: Well, how else do I make them cry? Lip Gallagher: Gossip and slander. Steve: You know, when I get really angry, I usually just count to ten. Lip Gallagher: Hey, little man, tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna get you some pads and some skates. Get you out on the ice. You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick. Ian Gallagher: Yeah. You can come to karate with me. Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee's leg? It took three pins to put it back together, huh? Debbie Gallagher: You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated, sanctioned violence for children.

Ian Gallagher: I didn’t do anything to Mandy.

Lip Gallagher: I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did.

Ian Gallagher: I mean, she tried to rape me, and I pushed her off, and now she’s mad.

Lip Gallagher: Well, you’re probably the first guy in her life who hasn’t tried to jump her.

Ian Gallagher: She started screaming and crying.

Lip Gallagher: Maybe you should throw it in her, you know? She’ll call her brothers off.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, yeah, and maybe, uh, you should throw it in Kash, right?

Lip Gallagher: Why, is he asking about me?

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, he’s trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers.

Lip Gallagher: Cool.

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