Joel Miller Quotes

(Sarah gets Joel's watch fixed for his birthday...)

Joel Miller: Where'd you get the money for this?

Sarah Miller: Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs.

Joel Miller: It's better than what I do.

Sarah Miller: It was only $20, which I stole from you. I could've stolen 60, but I put the change back because I'm an honest thief.

Joel Miller: Mm.

Sarah Miller: Besides, it's the thought that counts.

Tommy Miller: Ay! You're still alive, you old f**ker.

Sarah Miller: Aw, he loves you.

Joel Miller: He's dependent on me. Not the same.

Sarah Miller: I think it's the same.

Tommy Miller: It's definitely the same.

(Sarah made eggs for breakfast...)

Joel Miller: Shell.

Sarah Miller: Calcium.

Joel Miller: Lovely.

(Few minutes later...)

Joel Miller: Finish up quick, we'll drop you off.

Sarah Miller: I'm still eating my eggshells.

Sarah Miller: How old are you again?

Joel Miller: Thirty-six.

Sarah Miller: Gonna have to wear diapers soon.

Joel Miller: Who says I don't already?