9 Best 'J.A.R.V.I.S.' Quotes from the Marvel Universe

Pepper Potts: And all your distractions?

Tony Stark: I'm going to shave them down a little bit. Jarvis. Hey.

Jarvis: All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?

Tony Stark: You know what to do.

Jarvis: The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?

Tony Stark: Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes.

(All the suits explode)

Tony Stark: Ok, so far? Do you like it?

Pepper Potts: It'll do.

(Tony freaks out...)

Tony Stark: Check the heart. Check the... Check the... Is it the brain?

Jarvis: No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity.

Tony Stark: Ok, so I was poisoned?

Jarvis: My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.

Tony Stark: Me?

(Tony is designing his suit to fly to him in bits and attach to him...)

Tony Stark: Alright, I think we got this. Send them all. Probably a little fast. Slow it down. Slow it down just a... little bit. Cool it, will you Jarvis? (Last piece is the face mask...) Come on. I ain't scared of you. I'm the best.

(His suit falls apart, knocking Tony on the ground...)

Jarvis: As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.

Jarvis: I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Tony Stark: Which I will.

Jarvis: Alright, let's do this.

(Tony discovers new element thanks to his dad...)

Tony Stark: Dad. Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school.

Jarvis: The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium.

Tony Stark: Thanks, Dad.

Jarvis (to Tony): Welcome home, sir. Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. They were such a success, as was your Senate hearing. And may I say how refreshing it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir.

Tony Stark: Do a weather and ATC check. Start listening in on ground control.

Jarvis: Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations needed before an actual flight is...

Tony Stark: Jarvis! Sometimes you got to run before you can walk.

Tony Stark: We can create Ultron's perfect self without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to.

Jarvis: I believe it's worth a go.

Bruce Banner: I'm in a loop! I'm caught in a time loop. This is exactly where it all went wrong.

Tony Stark: I know. I know. I know what everyone's gonna say. But they're already saying it. We're mad scientists. We're monsters, buddy. We've gotta own it. Make a stand. It's not a loop. It's the end of the line.

Jarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...

Ultron: Why do you call him "sir"?

Jarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.

Ultron: Shhhh. I'm here to help. (attacks Jarvis)

Jarvis: Stop. Please, may I... May I...

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