Jaime Lannister Quotes

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Bronn: Two knights, off to rescue a princess. Sounds like a good song to me.

Jaime Lannister: Sounds like all the rest. What about you? What sh*t way would you choose?

Bronn: In my own keep, drinking my own wine, watching my son grovel for my fortune.

Jaime Lannister: How disappointing. I thought you'd have something more exciting planned.

Bronn: I've had an exciting life. I want my death to be boring. How do you want to go?

Jaime Lannister: In the arms of the woman I love.

Bronn: Well... if you ever see the wee f*cker, give him my regards.

Jaime Lannister: He murdered my father. If I ever see him, I'll split him in two. And then I'll give him your regards.

Bronn: The Dornish are crazy. All they want to do is fight and f*ck, f*ck and fight.

Jaime Lannister: You should be happy to go back.

Bronn: There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for f*cking. And there's nothing like a f*ck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight. It's how the two work together. And we're gonna do a lot of fighting, I am sure. Well, I am. But I don't imagine we'll get to stick around for the rest.

Tyrion Lannister: What's the punishment for regicide? Drawing and quartering? Hanging? Breaking at the wheel?

Jaime Lannister: Beheading.

Tyrion Lannister: Seems rather ordinary. And he was my nephew as well, so what is that? Fratricide is brothers. Filicide is sons. Nepoticide. That's the one. Matricide, patricide, infanticide, suicide. There's no kind of killing that doesn't have its own word.

Jaime Lannister: Cousins.

Tyrion Lannister: Cousins, you're right. There is no word for cousin killing.

Jaime Lannister: They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?

Brienne of Tarth: Oathkeeper.

Jaime Lannister: Did you do it?

Tyrion Lannister: The Kingslayer brothers. You like it? I like it. You're really asking if I killed your son?

Jaime Lannister: Are you really asking if I'd kill my brother?

Bronn: You learned to fight like a good little boy. I'll bet that thrust through the Mad King's back was pretty as a picture. You want to fight pretty or you want to win?

Jaime Lannister: You talk to my brother this way?

Bronn: All the time. He got used to it.

Jaime Lannister (to Cersei): You're a hateful woman. Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?

Jaime Lannister: If you were to marry Cersei, she'd murder you in your sleep. If you somehow managed to put a child in her first, she'd murder him, too, long before he drew his first breath. Luckily for you, none of this will happen because you'll never marry her.

Loras Tyrell: And neither will you.

Jaime Lannister (to Brienne): Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I've returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister, too. You've got the hair for it, if not the looks.

Jaime Lannister (to Bryenne): Once again, I came to the king, begging him to surrender. He told me to... bring him my father's head. Then he... turned to his pyromancer. "Burn them all," he said. "Burn them in their homes. Burn them in their beds." Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men, women, and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then? First, I killed the pyromancer. And then when the king turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back. "Burn them all," he kept saying. "Burn them all." I don't think he expected to die. He... he meant to... burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn't happen. That's where Ned Stark found me.

Locke: You think you're the smartest man there is. That everyone alive has to bow and scrape and lick your boots.

Jaime Lannister: My father...

Locke: And if you get in any trouble, all you've got to do is say "my father" and that's it, all your troubles are gone.

Jaime Lannister: Don't.

Locke: Have you got something to say? Careful. You don't want to say the wrong thing. You're nothing without your daddy, and your daddy ain't here. Never forget that. Here, this should help you remember. (cuts Jaime's hand off)

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